It's that special time again!
It's time to round up the sexy wimmins to carry off to NeverEverLand, cause it's the 27th annual...
EVIL OVERLORD KING WB AND THE HOOP SQUAD'S BIRTHDAY BASH TELETHON!!!
Loyal subject (slaves, peasents, fellow Alabamians), It is time to give yourselfs (and or sexy wimmins) your virgin sacrifices for this special event.
Our good Evil Overlord has had a hard year so far. His ten year rule over Swizzlerland was cut short when his supply of swizz chesse ran dry. Not to mention being sworn in to testfy in the "Big Vec sex tape scandal!"
Our majesty needs our help. He needs our suport... HE NEEDS YOUR VIRGIN SACRIFICES (Unless you know some sexy wimmins who look like Hillary Duff, he would like that)!
So please, make your pledges today. Our goal for today is Two Hundread and Fifty Thousand hits on mis Facebook account. If we can reach that goal then maybe, JUST maybe...
He'll update Chip & Walter & Time Trouble! >>;
**is Booted off a cliff**
But seriously, Go wish Dub a happy birthday! 
Go on, shoo! Go pester him on his AIM, BigJonChocolateStud89@aol.com!
**runs from Dub's wrath**
Happy Birthday, Dub!
I already said Happy Birthday to him on Facebook
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fellow Alabamians
lol... I laugh at this for reasons only WB would understand
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Not to mention being sworn in to testfy in the "Big Vec sex tape scandal!"
It's like Christmas in August! *sniff*
Also... umm, all sexy wimmins are currently on back-order. Please allow 8-10 weeks for delivery.
Stop keeping us waiting, Dub, and start gracing us with your sexiness again! :O
I say we give the birthday boy what he wants.
Oh my my, oh hell yes
Honey put on that party dress
Buy me a drink, sing me a song,
Take me as I come cause I cant stay long
Last dance with mary jane
One more time to kill the pain
I feel summer creepin' in and I'm
Tired of this town again
Oh my my, oh hell yes
You've got to put on that party dress
It was too cold to cry when I woke up alone
I hit the last number, I walked to the road
Last dance with mary jane
One more time to kill the pain
I feel summer creepin' in and I'm
Tired of this town again
~Tobe
m/ Petty Rocks Hard my friend
I was scrolling down using the page down button and thought I was stuck in a feedback loop for a bit there.
Happy Birthday Dubs. Muscley Von Karma demands it!
Thank you thank you. Oh wait to say what to say.
My fellow alabamians....
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL o hiro u 
ANYWAYS - I would like to take this time to thank all of the little people...YES. THE LITTLE PEOPLE. Those whom I squash under my opressive boot and leave screaming in my wake as their blood runs red down the streets and they scream my name in terror and flee like the frightened children that they are! SOON EVIL OVERLORD DUB WILL RETURN AND CRUSH ALL WHO STAND IN HIS GLORIOUS EFFERVESCENT WAYS! BASK IN MY GLORY YOU IGNORANT PEONS!! BASK!!!! BASK !!!!! BASK!!!!!!!!
**knocked over the head with a crowbar**
**Evil WB tiptoes in, looks around, and hides the crowbar behind his back**
**Evil WB steals WB's wallet and runs off giggling**
Am I the only fellow Alabamian on this board?
In any case, Happy Birthday Dubs. I'd give you a holler, but I broke my string-and-a-can the other day.
=O HE FINALLY GRACES US WITH HIS PRESENCE!
DUBSIE!
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, you crazy person you! ^__^ **hug!**
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
Happy Grand Debut Day, O Great Dub! You need to show up more, and show all the new people how to be a true MoFoer.
I'm not an Alabamian, but I am a Mississippian, so it's close enough.
Happy Belated Escape from the Womb Day, Dub!
cuz I'm like, a day late. >>;
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Happy Unbirthday!
A bit late for this (I blame work), but happy birthday, ya old geezer. Now go blow up the world or something. 
OMG we should get him a Segway
Happy Birthday Dub!
We already said "Happy birthday!" to each other via e-mail on the day...
*sighs and curls up in a corner*
Happy belated birthday, Sam =D
(Also Dub)
(He gets parentheses)
Happy Birthday Dubzie. If I weren't so damn hectic over here with moving and the such, I'da told you by now.
But then again, you never respond on AiM. ;P
How could I? I'm not even there! I no live in bumminhams no mo. 
Happy Belated Birthday Dub.
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We already said "Happy birthday!" to each other via e-mail on the day...
Happy birthday to you, too, Sam. ^^
*pokes* Sorry. I am the worst person for birthdays. I can't even memorize my own mother's. I just go by notes and other people. So yeah.
Belated congratulations, Dub.
Happy birthday a few days ago! Um, yeah! *cake!*
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Happy Unbirthday!
The first thing that came to my mind was this:
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With that aside, I hope you enjoy your birthday.
Oh, and beware of the Mad Hatter. Here's hopping he doesn't get to ya! 😉
