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livenews.com.au/Articles/...nce_tattoo

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19/12/2007 3:39:00 PM.

We've all heard of man-boobs, but heres a kind of man-boob you may not be familiar with.

Lane Jensen, a body art enthusiast, has had two small breast implants surgically inserted into his leg, to make a tattoo of a buxom beauty appear more real in all the right areas.

Brian Decker, owner of Pure Body Arts, performed the unusual surgery which only took 45 minutes to complete. Lane said he felt nothing more than a "small bruise", and was very impressed with his brand new miniature breasts.

Off the wall says: This man can quite literally say that he is now both a "leg and breast" man.


AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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o__o;; *pfft laugh!*

 
(@hiro0015)
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I can't wait for the story when it pops inside of him :D

 
(@hypersonic2003)
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Wow...those are hug-*slapped*

 
(@ultra-sonic-007)
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He'd better be covering that next time he walks into a bar. He's gonna get felt up. o.o

 
(@deckman92)
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what exactly was that man thinking when he let the owner of a tattoo parlor perform surgery on him?

 
(@spiner-storm)
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ROFL

 
(@hypersonic2003)
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Felt up. Hahaha, yea and asked out. Or his leg atleast. o_0

 
(@Anonymous)
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I can only imagine the prolonged having of something like that would be exceedingly troublesome

 
(@gammarallyson)
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I am VERY disapionted in you Dub!

With a thread title like that, I was expecting Mariah Carey?

 
(@mokat)
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o____O;;;

*shakes her head*

The things people do /have done to themselves...

*looks @ pic again*

That's -so- messed up

 
(@neoremington373)
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*Falls* I'd like to see him explain this to his parents. Bonus points if they're ultra-conservative.

 
(@erika-the-ocelot)
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Lol. xDD
Well, if he's happy with that... xD

 
(@darkest-light)
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omg..

Now he has man-leg-boobs? Dude wait till he's 80 and they sag on the floor and down a sewer grate LOL.

 
(@chibibecca_1722585688)
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then he'll just have to wear a very tiny bra on his leg to help stop them from sagging!

 
(@steebay31)
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Humans: What Will They Think of Next?

 
(@hypersonic2003)
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XDXD! Seriously Steebay, seriously.

 
(@antipode)
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It's probably to distract from that piece of art's incredibly manly jawline and protruding chin. -_-

 
(@aeva1688)
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O_O
What the **** did I just read?

 
(@darkest-light)
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ROTF @ Aeva

 
(@chaorcute)
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What is this?!!? D:

This is more disturbing than it can be described.

 
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