ANONYMOUS IS COMING TO HACK YOU FOR EPIC LULZ!
This is quite possibly the most hilarious news report I've seen in years that doesn't involve a catastrophic equipment failure or a reporter going brain dead mid-sentence.
What is this campaign to scare people s***less of the internet? Why wasn't I invited?
OH SNAPS! They gonna stealz teh megahurtz! How many?! ALL OF THEM!
We need McClaine out here, stat!
WOT U MEEN HE WORKIN' ON TEH 4CHANS?! HE KILLED A LOLLERCOPTER WITH A CAR!
lollercopter-we NEED REINFORCEMENTS! i hatez ze mcclaine!
WE KYL HIZ DAUGHTURZ MYSPACE ACC'T AN KEEPS HER IN ELEVATORLULZ!
Ah, good ol' FOX propaganda. Good times. 
"Internet hate machine" XD
Woman: "I think they're domestic terrorists!"
Classic.
Like I said, propaganda. That's pretty awesome.
the television panic machine on the internet hate machine
classic
Thing I'm wondering is... the guy who's PC was killed by a virus. Uh... didn't he have anti-virus or something? Sure it's possible to kill the program, but you can still install another copy and scan, in safe mode. >_>
If your computer isn't bricked by the virus.
This piece is pretty ridiculous, as is most FOX-affiliate piece on the internet. I kept laughing every time they tried to say "lulz" in a professional manner. "'lulz' is a corruption of 'lol'..." "...accused him of being a 'lulz-killer'..." And if you've got a girlfriend that dumps you for getting your myspace page hacked (I'd hope he at least tried to explain), I think you and she weren't meant anyway.
Though, on a more serious note, death threats? Bomb threats on public stadiums? Posting photographs of people, of their homes, of private information, on the internet and urging people to take action against them? While I wouldn't realy call that terrorism, save maybe the public bomb threats, it's far from "lulz" fun.
Wasn't all this started of because "anonymous" haxxored the Fox News website?
Also for a moment, I thought the article was being done by Stephen Colbert. But even he couldn't do a better job than Fox on this.
Good grief, I thought that was some Colbert Fox parody at first.
Oh lord, what IS this? Anon is a buncha stupid script kiddies and fat dudes in their mother's basements. Way to feed the trolls, Fox News.
~Tobe
Yes, the trolls have their time in the sun. They'll turn to stone and go away.
Ya know, I really wanna see Bill O'rly? do something with this. 
Whoo, 2222 posts...
You gotta remember that I don't think any of the producers there in that fox affiliate have ever really been on the internet longer than it takes to read an email.
Certainly none of them have ever heard of message board.
This is a page mostly set up by Anonymous folks and other 4chan users. Contains mega hella swearing.
EDIT: TOO EXTREME EVEN WITH WARNING!
I don't think "mega hella swearing" can properly prepare anyone for some of the atrocities linked to on that page.
And by this, of course, I mean ZIPPOCAT. I could've gone on to live my life without ever finding out what that particular term was describing, but now... the dream is dead.
"Lulz-killer?"
Internet hate machine?
An exploding VAN?!
They make Anonymous out to be like the Columbian Cartel, or the Yakuza, or the Mafia...
They take it so seriously...but...oh gosh, I can't put it into words.
XD
Internet hate machine is just from one of their images. o.o
Yeah, but still.
On a side note, as Psx said, Zippocat is one of the most horrible things ever.
I thought the van was pretty funny.
Random lady: They're domestic terrorists! *Van explodes*
Not Even Doom Music can make Zippocat funny.
However. NEDM is funny. *Blares out the Doom music!*
Because I got bored yesterday, I spent my day looking through all that commotion.
As it turns out, that "insider" was in fact a /b/tard, and that woman is his mother. The guy who had his myspace hacked into was said guy.
Now, this is a funny story, and I had many lulz along the way.
This guy, he had been dumped by his girlfriend, so he went onto 4chan, and tried to get all the anon guys to raid her. Let's just say that didn't turn out too well, as they backfired and turned on him, because "they're not his little personal army."
And so this guy, who can't let things just go away, starts a campaign to rid the intarwebz of all things *chan. Many things happened along the way, and eventually, this guy contacted FOX News, because I'd assume he'd be smart enough to know that FOX would twist any story they could get their hands on, and he fed them a whole load of BS.
And so Fox went with the story.
Anonymous from everywhere retaliated by spamming two FOX News message boards. I know for a fact one of them deleted their entire content because of it.
And the "insider" is now on Anon's most wanted list for breaking the first two rules of the internet, and on national TV, no less.
Much lulz is still to ensure, seeing as FOX News alone has now created atleast 50 new internet memes in about 5 minutes, thanks to their report.
Besides, they're only doing it for the lulz.
Funny story.
It's just like the MoFo!
A superior explosion:
They... killed Pedo Bear.
Also:
ULTRA FTW
Quote:
ULTRA FTW
Never thought I'd see that phrase. o.o;
Anything's possible on the interwebs!
EDIT:
Anonymous is Legion, Anonymous never forgets, Anonymous never forgives.
Felt it deserves a new topic, as the other one was focused solely on the Fox News report.
What are the odds this is taken seriously?
Darn FOX for being lulz-killers. 🙁
That looks likea Husky. If it is, that's probably the WORST dog to get for home defense.
Great pet, great family dog, very intelligent and loyal, if independant, dog, and I own one myself.
Not a good dog for security. ^^;
Can't be worse than a Dachshund >>
I would think a poodle would be worse.
Or maybe the chihuahua.
Haha, Fox has down things before that left them with the proverbial egg on their face. But this time I think they just crammed their whole head up a chicken patooty.
Also LOL@Internet Rulez
~Tobe
