KENTUCKY - USA - Imperial Wizard, Ronald Edwards has stated that, "anything is better than Hillary Clinton."
White Christian Supremacist group the Ku Klux Klan has endorsed Barack Obama to be the next President of the United States of America.
Speaking from his Kentucky office in Dawson Springs, the Imperial Wizard exclaimed that anything or anyone is better than having that "crazy ass @#%$" as President.
This is the first time in Klan history that any member of the KKK has ever publicly supported an African American candidate for the presidency.
KKK lodges all over America have been gathering and holding rallies supporting the black presidential candidate.
Grand Turk Cletus Monroe has also been very vocal about the election and has donated thousands of dollars to Obama's election fund.
"The boy's gonna do it. My Klan group has donated up to $250,000 to the Obama fund. Anything is better than Hillary Clinton. Hell I'll even adopt a black kid from Africa before I vote for Hillary."
"A few years back we were lynching negroes. Now we're gonna vote for one to be president of the US of motherfu**ing A, damn it! Anyone or anything is better than Hillary Clinton - anything!!"
Placards for Barack Obama have been put up around the Klan's Headquarters and the KKK have announced a television ad campaign to support the African American candidate.
www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=117&a=1227
freedemocracy.blogspot.co...obama.html
Now where's my flying pig. I want one, damnit. o.o
Please tell me you realize that the Daily Squib is a fake news site, and my sarcasm-ometer is just on the fritz.
Obviously, they'd vote Republican.
Yeah I kind suspected that this was fake because they would voted Republican.
Of course, in white supremency groups, women are just seen a baby makers anyway.
I kinda suspected that this was fake because it's totally ridiculous.
EDIT: Now that I think about it, it could be like that episode of South Park, with the racist flag,, only the KKK realizes and tries to use the fact that people will vote against the KKK. :crazy:
I smell Chappelle's Show...
*head explodes*
Don't listen to me, I'm an idiot. =0
~T2K
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Still, I wanna see if this is truly fake, because I'm having a hard time accepting this.
The fine print from DailySquib.co.uk:
The Daily Squib is a satirical publication and should therefore not be taken too fu**ing seriously
Hey it got me to laugh or smile at least. Good joke. They would obviously vote Rep.
www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=122&a=1211
www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=117&a=1222
Are these hoaxes? Sound rather believable.
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Guys, I love this topic.
