Just look at that cast.
Rocky/Rambo, the Terminator, Marv of Sin City, Frank Martin, the ONE, Ivan Drago, the Master (in America!), Julius, and Stone Cold in one movie (with possibilities of Bruce Willis and Jean Claude Van Damme to come?!).
*dies and is resurrected by sheer testosterone*
Also, trailer! Minor language warning.
The IMDB page.
Yeah I'm in the mood for generic action flick
OH LORDY!
"The Natural" Randy Couture and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in "The Explosions?"
@&$! YEAH!
[marks August with Manly shade of @&$!ange]
EDIT: WTH Charisma Carpenter Cordelia Chase is in this movie?
... Well Damn! XD
Yeah but is it as manly as THIS?!
Nyam nyam nyam
. . .Stone Cold... in a movie!?
in before chuck norris joke
but seriously they need him in there
Yeah but is it as manly as THIS?!
Nyam nyam nyam
Yes... It is!
arnie and stallone must fight over the yorkie. it would be the best scene in any film ever
This film is produced soley using Snickers and Yorkie as sustinence and real ales as refreshment.
I'm betting it's going to be the most touching chick flick ever =3
what no bruce willis?
if he isn't there in person, he'll be there at least in spirit
if he isn't there in person, he'll be there at least in spirit
Aww! You spoiled THE TWEEST! :0
Holy crap. This is going to be the Man Movie of the year, seriously.
My question is how the hell did Arnold have time for a movie when he's governing California?
It's just a cameo, Swanny.
Wait, what on Earth is Arnie doing in a movie? Just last year his work schedule was too full to allow a 15 second cameo in Terminator Salvation. How is he finding time for th-- oh who cares. That line up looks like it's made of PREPOSTERONE.
Also Chev Chelios is in.
Also: Stone Cold could beat Rocky in a fight.
Arnold's cameo better be him and Stallone arguing! I've waited too long for a moment like this!
Also: Stone Cold could beat Rocky in a fight.
And that's the Bottom Line...
Arnold's cameo better be him and Stallone arguing! I've waited too long for a moment like this!
Well, according to Ultra's link...
http://www.theexpendablesmovie.net/ :
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a cameo in Sylvester Stallone's "The Expendables," which he previously described the following way: "I
walk out of a hotel or out of an office building and [Stallone] will
walk up and we will bump into each other and there will be some
mumbling and then we will walk off."Apparently that wasn't enough of a description for fans, so when
Stallone visited Venice recently, an Italian newspaper asked him for a
few more details. "Arnold plays a mercenary who tries to steal my character's job," he explained. "There's a funny scene where we show our rivality, like in our careers."Source - worstpreviews.com
YES!! My day has been made!
Wait, what on Earth is Arnie doing in a movie? Just last year his work schedule was too full to allow a 15 second cameo in Terminator Salvation. How is he finding time for th--
And we wonder why California is in the crapper?
It's California's own fault! Spending all that money on a bridge with a gate made out of solid gold.
Stupid... MIND BOGGLING!
I heard months back that Arnie's role was only going to be a cameo, too - precisely because he's busy. I don't know if that's changed.
I heard months back that Arnie's role was only going to be a cameo, too - precisely because he's busy. I don't know if that's changed.
According to TTG's post, he literally bumps into Stallone and departs. So yeah, still only a cameo.
On a more serious note, it brings me great joy and satisfaction to see Stallone and Dolph working side by side once again. The last time I saw those two men in the same shot, pushing their gloves together as Dolph slurred out the most romantic line in cinema history, "I must break you", I was filled with a sense of belonging to this human race that I have not felt since.
Surely the two titans of legend will once again fuel humanity with inspiration and hope, last time they faced off the cold war ended. What will happen this time? And what would happen if they worked together.
Oh, and I like Eric Roberts just fine and all... but since when was he manly? In Dark Knight he just kind of sat there for the entire movie looking like he was thinking and he STILL appears in regular cameos for Heroes, no matter how low their budget gets.
I guess he's got kind of a suave manlyness to him, as opposed to the badass manlyness of the rest of the list.
Oh, and I like Eric Roberts just fine and all... but since when was he manly? In Dark Knight he just kind of sat there for the entire movie looking like he was thinking and he STILL appears in regular cameos for Heroes, no matter how low their budget gets.
He was in Dark Knight? I clearly was not paying attention - the last time I saw him, he was being sucked into the Eye of Harmony and giving the TARDIS indigestion. I'm still not all that clear how he ended up being Sir Derek Jacobi...
DW
But I thought no one gave a $@@$ about Eric Roberts!
Of course he was in Dark Knight. The guy was the big mob boss behind like--- everything! We see him for the first time in the court scene when Dent is trying to pin him for being the leader of the Marone crime family. We see him again, starring off into space while Not!Pacino and ANGRYBLACKMAN are debating with Joker. He has one of the best lines in the movie ("What makes you think I want to hear you talk?") gets his legs broken by Bats and then is killed by Two-Face in a fatal accident, after slowly and lustfully whispering "Ramireeeeeezzzzz" into Harvey's burned stub of an ear.
It was a really big part (despite my deliberatly underplaying it for comedic effect), I'm surprised you didn't notice him 'Laine.
Those two in the same movie together!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
His hair looks different than that picture is all, I guess. He played Sal Maroni.
Of course he was in Dark Knight. The guy was the big mob boss behind like--- everything! We see him for the first time in the court scene when Dent is trying to pin him for being the leader of the Marone crime family. We see him again, starring off into space while Not!Pacino and ANGRYBLACKMAN are debating with Joker. He has one of the best lines in the movie ("What makes you think I want to hear you talk?") gets his legs broken by Bats and then is killed by Two-Face in a fatal accident, after slowly and lustfully whispering "Ramireeeeeezzzzz" into Harvey's burned stub of an ear.
It was a really big part (despite my deliberatly underplaying it for comedic effect), I'm surprised you didn't notice him 'Laine.
Clearly a) I need to rewatch and b) I don't recognise him so well when he's not trying to steal lives off Paul McGann... 
DW
Stallone and Schwarzenegger would have been a big deal a long time ago. It should be called The Has Beens. 
Also, this movie can not be rated M for manly as it does not have Ron Perlman.
Amen.
Geez a meez! This.Is.Ridic. How is this movie even being made? It's a man's answer to Valentine's Day[the movie] apparently.
Hopefully, it's not as terrible as that movie.
Hopefully, it's not as terrible as that movie.
I heard Valentine's Day wasn't all that bad. Then I heard it was pretty bad. So I guess it depends on the person mostly.
