Court Finds Model Innocent Based on Breast Size
Serena Kozakura, a Japanese pin-up model, has probably had her way numerous times based on the size of her breasts, but this has to be the first time they have ever helped her overturn a court ruling.
Serena, 38 years old, was charged and found guilty of breaking into a man's apartment by kicking in a hole in his door and crawling through because he was with another woman.The bikini model was cleared of all charges after the defense council help up a plate showing the size of the hole that Serena was accused of kicking in. It was clear that the hole in the door was not large enough for the 44-inch bust model to squeeze through.
"I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court", Serena said.
Judge Kunio Harad of the Tokyo High Court threw out the guilty verdict, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man's story.
Video showing Serena trying to squeeze through a hole in the door as well as other parts of the story can be viewed below:
Well isn't that precious. XD
There's a such thing as too big.
That's it.
Ladies and Gentlemen (mostly gentlemen), We have found our Mia!
I agree with Hiro.
*Awaits the inevitable image macro*
Sorry SS, I'm at work. You'll have to wait for PSX to whip up one of his beauties. Don't worry, they're always worth the wait.
~Tobe
*waits for half an hour while the video buffers* ^x;
Edit: the cameraman just wanted an excuse for long lingering shots of her chest, it seems. cc; mai?
ProTip: Image macros work best when no one expects them.
*insert requisite DAAAAYYUUUUM here*
in b4 someone makes inevitable "if the breasts don't fit, you must acquit" joke
If the breast don't fit you musta acquit. Also, why would her boyfriend go with another woman?
kicking in a hole in his door and crawling through because he was with another woman
This struck me as the oddest part of the article.
Fine, fine.
When you want something done...
I swear...
The image in my mind is muuuuuuch better then that one, Bryan 
The image in my mind is muuuuuuch better then that one, Bryan
Well too damned bad, I'm not making anything better. >=/ None of our resident cheeky macro makers wanted to step up to the plate, so you have to make do with my rubbish efforts!
That picture needs a "WARNING: SHARP PIXELS" sign attached to it D:
