So yeah, I totally used this as a gag response in Knothole, but its so enormously WTF and caught me so off guard in the labs at 2:30 in the morning that I had to post it here because I love you people THAT MUCH.
these are the ads for Orangina brand....orange juice? Soda? It's some kind of french orangey drink that - given the ads - sound way too much like VAJAYJAY for my liking.
Now given that this is a kids forum I can't say what I wanna say but V'S WERE NOT MEANT FOR DRINKING! otherthingsperhapsbutnotdrinkingunlesssomekindofdisorderisinvolved.... **AHEM**
The ad campaign:
Now furries probably won't bother some people no matter how distressing they may be (IF THE BEAR DOES NOT MAKE YOU GO WTF THEN YOU HAVE NO SOUL), but get a load of the video (something I didn't post before) that goes along with it, featuring said ripped bear lusting over a deer grinding its ass in close up along with thier "sexy" forest friends. There's Orangina on bunny bukkake near the end followed by an Orangina-lactacting octopus and well...
I am deadly serious.
www.dailymotion.com/related/3061393/video/x3dei2_orangina_ads
This emoticon (also used in said gag post) effectively conveys my reaction upon seeing it for the first time:
So my first question is:
1. WHY??!?!?!??!
My second question is:
2. WHY?!?!?!?!?!
And my third question is:
3. Why can't ads for Coca-Cola and Pepsi be this batspit insane? Seriously, imagine the Coca-Cola polar bears with boobs lactating Soft Drink. I'm not sure if thats awesome or hideously depressing.
COMMENTARY BEGINS NOW.
I... I got nothing.
Oh gawd - I just found out that there's an extended version that somehow manages to be even WORSE. XD
I think the above emoicon fits perfectly how I'm thinking.
Freaking bear. GIVE ME MY SOUL BACK.
This is obviously designed to appeal to the furry community!
And the Cactuar.
Two words @ long version.
Panda nipples.
That said...
Why?
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Why can't ads for Coca-Cola and Pepsi be this batspit insane?
I dunno about Coca-Cola, but for Pepsi...
...in Japan, at least.
Also
what the @$%# did I just watch?
WHY DOES THE F**KING CACTUS HAVE BREASTS?!
Orangina is the official fruit drink of Dr. Moreau's Island!
*suddenly remembers the poster she saw at uni, asking for people to help with some sort of stage production called 'yiff!'* o-o;
these adverts are very 'wtf?!'. ^^; the designers/artists had to have been on something there.
Oh. Dear. God.
What the hell?!? I guarantee you they wouldn't get away with an ad like that in the UK--well, actually they probably would, I dunno these days.
But damn. What the crap XD
I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who's first reaction was:
@ that commericial. I ain't clicking on that other link because I'm too afraid. Especially after going "WTFMAN!!" seeing that accursed bear.
And I'm serious. KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.
Am I the only one that's greatly amused by how disturbing that is? xDDD
And that cactus is genius. I love it.
The bear is scary though. D:
the french have always made bizarre advertisements
what i'd like to know is how orangina commercials went from a chainsaw-wielding man dressed as an orangina bottle to a bunch of crazy furries...and a cactus.
lmao @ the penguin
I IS HUMAN NOW
OK, so their ads are weird. 
But how does it taste?
the french have always made bizarre advertisements
what i'd like to know is how orangina commercials went from a chainsaw-wielding man dressed as an orangina bottle to a bunch of crazy furries...and a cactus.
Because that's orangina made from BLOOD oranges hence the chainsaw.
Orangina is actually good :O!
*crickets*
But now I have to tear this apart.
#1) WTF DID I JUST WATCH- I watched BOTH of them, and OMFG at Chameleon, panda and all the ZEBRA! Too many Zebra! I--I'm almost speechless...
but now I got something. K seriously, the bunny and the octopus were unnessecary. I dun wanna see orangekakke splashing everywhere...that's no. Damnit, Orangina was good..
now I cant even bear to look at it. That commercial has scarred me for life. But it was still hilarious.
That emoticon is hilarious...and as for VAYJAYJAY disorder...>> I'm not gonna touch that either, PG forum xD.
..But I bet you Orangina is somehow connected to New Jersey >>.....Further making that state horrid.
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..But I bet you Orangina is somehow connected to New Jersey >>
:< ... I think I just died a little inside. *sniff*
O.O
*shields what's left of my vision*
So...what would one call an anthropomorphic cactus? A planty?
Oh, you people are overreacting. 
This commercial and the big smilie are the worse things to happen to me today 
Acrio`s misery is making this video and that emoticon more appealing for some reason... 0_o
bdsm
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Orangina is actually good :O!
isn't it just pulpy orange soda?
Sooo...catus-woman. Who is she going to dance with? Last time I checked pointy things hurt.
Here, all we get is DOWN ON THE FLOOOR!!!
That and...
Orangina's not bad. Dubs, should I bring some down to Ian's next time you visit? Then you can act out the ads!
DUBZ! AIM!!! NOW!!!!!
Seriously, though, what the hell!?! I seriously felt like I saw a porno there, almost. Especially with all the flying fizzy on them bikini boobs? I mean seriously, it was as if I was a little inadequate to watch the ad just for the fact that I still had my pants up!!!
God gord!!!
...I liked orangina anyway >.>
To be honest, I'd seen this before somewhere, and my first reaction was "Huh, I never expected that on an advert. Ah well, it's french."
DARNIT WB, that was wrong...I could have gone my whole life without seeing that...
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isn't it just pulpy orange soda?
It's Sunny D, with 10 times more sugar!
DAMN YOU DUB
DAMN YOU
I did NOT want to see that.
Jeez people, ITS JUST 3D IMAGES MOVING AROUND.
Its not liek you had to watch your mother get mutilated by Satan on your bed. 
What CT said =D
No, IT WAS my mother getting raped, mutilated, and FIZZED ON BY SATAN AND HIS BAND OF MERRY MEN!!!
FOUL, I CRY, FOUL!!! BEGONE WITH YE, FOUL HEATHEN! Pray tell, be you with thine enemy!? BEGONE!!!
what is this
shut up
You guys overreact. =/
Says you. 😛
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what is this
shut up
You guys overreact.
Why do you say this
It's fine to be disgusted
Don't write in haikus.
=3
(Yes, I know, he didn't REALLY write a haiku, but read it aloud, with the spaces in between the sentances... it's like, hybrid haiku format.)
Don't write in haikus.
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what did I just watch
You guys overreact, yes.
Shut up you people.
Fixed 😛
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I'm just glad I didn't click on the links considering the reaction everybody got from it. And if I don't want to drink Orangina, I could always have Cactus Cooler. >.>
Le Francaise est cuckoo...
What do dancing anthropomorphic animals have to do with some juice beverage? What the bloody hell is this? Seriously, we have butt humping, thing you only see at strip club like the pole dancing flamingo, a bear that someone strips naked...I'm not going on and on...I found it disturbing.
How can the freaking bear cover himself with a leaf!?????? I'm gonna go play video games and do something with my life to redeem myself.
*blarf*
yeah....pretty disturbing.
Yeah, pretty much.
...thank you. During that Calculus III exam I have tomorrow, this will be the only thing I will able to think about. Dx
lol Calc III... Do you remember the days when Math was fun? I remember Calc I was funny... or maybe it was just my teacher... damn it = Linear Algebra and Differential Equations sucks
A hibiscus and a palm tree?!
Lu - I can't - at least not yet. Still no router.
but - at least this time I have my computer and its not languishing at home with my mom playing solitaire on it while I'm up here. XD
Also Cham, I am totally taking you up on that offer.
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lol Calc III... Do you remember the days when Math was fun? I remember Calc I was funny... or maybe it was just my teacher... damn it = Linear Algebra and Differential Equations sucks
That's what I'm taking next semester... T_T
And I remember those days quite clearly... *sniff*
And if anyone so much as says the words "Jacobian determinant," I'll bloody parameterize their ass... ymp... tote... >_>
Jacobian determinant.
Transform an integral given two equations u and v where-*mauled*
