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A GWAAAAAAAHH!!! *Chases after Chibi, Ultra, and Dub with a giant club shaped like an integral sign with rusty iron limits nailed into it in one hand, and a katar/knife shaped into a "dx" in the other*
On another, slightly more topic-relevant note, don't only male peacocks have all those flamboyant tail-feathers? O.o;;
...I do'nt know.
But even if that were true, the ones in the commercial are obviously female what with the bewbs and all.
Even if it were true, which I do'nt know if it is, the people who made this commercial obviously made the in-commercial peacocks have made them female...
...Its also hard to imagine a peacock without those feathers sicnce I've never seen one. They probably both use the feathers to attract mates.
Only peacocks have all those extravagant colors on them. Peahens are all plain and brownish. Sort of like a mallard duck (males are green/something else while females are brown).
I <3 Wikipedia for informations that I already know some things about.
CT is right, Kaze. Here is a male peacock with a female next to it.
Like I said, the male is the one struttin' his stuff with all the color and the females are all drab and plain.
Besides, all the peacocks in the commercial are drag queens. 
i said detergent, detergent! ;-; *flee*
peacocks have sort of taken over the town center where my parents live. you can find the male's tailfeathers everywhere when they shed them in the winter. ^.^ sort of a plus for when they block traffic.
NO NO NO! They have no reason to make them drag queens! I CA'NT TAKE A JOKE! I'M MAKING UP THESE REASONS BECAUSE I'M ACTING OUT AGAINST SOMETHING I DO'NT LIKE! I HAVE PROBLEMS >_<
*goes into a corner and cries in a fetal position while listening to Linkin Park*
NO NO NO! They have no reason to make them drag queens! I CA'NT TAKE A JOKE! I'M MAKING UP THESE REASONS BECAUSE I'M ACTING OUT AGAINST SOMETHING I DO'NT LIKE! I HAVE PROBLEMS >_<
Hey, way to blow things out of proportion, fella! 
Did you know that not everyone likes to see big manly naked bears and a bunch of animals in anthro form dancing around half naked because... well... it LOOKS WRONG? Yes, duder, we know it's a freakin' joke and whoever put it together was just trying to do some twisted fun thing, but it just didn't click well with us. Let us @#%$, mkay.
*goes into a corner and cries in a fetal position while listening to Linkin Park*
Fail, as they suck. =3
*The attempted reality check only sends him into a deeper state of insanity*
My biscuits are burning... 
MY BISCUITS BISCUITS ARE BURNING!
OH SWEET LORD MY BISCUITS ARE BURNING! 
I'll save you! *Jumps out of a hundred story building saying something about love*
(Jin. This really is'nt about my stance on "you guys are overreacting"... the previous post I made was an open admission to myself that I was only trying to convince everyone that the peacocks were male FOR REASONS I DO'NT CARE TO ELABORATE ON. *cough* This one's just random nonsense and this explanation. I can understand you guys are freaked out or whatever. Diffrent strokes for diffrent blokes and all that. Though I still think you're making too big a deal out of the whole fiasco.)
EDIT: The Linkin Park was a reference to someting SH said in this thread.
