If you could invite any historical figure/famous person that you wanted (past or present) to dinner, who would you choose? Here's who I'd invite:

Krishna, Jesus, Gautama Buddha, Lao Tsu, Srila Prabhupada, Nelson Mandela, Michael Cremo, Gandhi, David Icke, George W. Bush, Confucius, Michael Tsarion, Che Guevara, Aleister Crowley, Hitler, Stalin, Mao Tse Tung, Albert Einstein, David Bohm, Karl Pribram, Michael Talbot, Albert Fish, Genghis Khan, Sigmund Freud, George Adamski, Carl Sagan, Edgar Cayce, Bruce Lee, JFK, Nikola Tesla, Chuck Norris, Al Capone, Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Giordano Bruno, Lobsang Rampa, Paramahamsa Yogananda, Amelia Earhart and Barack Obama.

There'd be some... interesting... conversations (to say the least).

Harry Krishna Says to Jesus, Buddha Told me You are Here; Tell me More about our Lao--Tsu keeps Coming, Here appear.

Though our Prab' can Be a Problem, When they're Hupping, I am Glad.
Nelson Mandy, Always Handy, Makes me Think when I am Sad.

AbSeamiller, you da MAN! I now include you in my list as well as Nassim Haramein.

Well... a fantasy dinner of Bayfield's...

Craig, Tricia, Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson and Neil Peart begin to eat. Craig has been their biggest fan for his whole life and spent his entire day slaving over making a nice dinner for them.

Craig is so caught up talking to and about Rush that he doesn't eat. Geddy seems calm, Alex is laughing it up and joking about and Neil is calmly eating food, Tricia pretends she's not there and just eats.

Midsentance, Geddy stops and falls slumped down on the table, everyoene looks at him, their food and then at Craig in alarm. He smiles casually as Neil and Alex also pass out.

Tricia hits my arm and yells "KITTY! WHAT THE HELL!" Craig smiles politely as Tricia too loses conciousness.

And then I would basically act out the plot of Misery, making Rush compose me a new album while lovingly breaking their legs.

That was a writing prompt I had last year....I had to invite any 5 people living or dead I want (no relatives, no religious figures) to a dinner party. Then, some bit I didn't understand.

Well, my totally awesome dinner party consists of: Eminem, Trey Parker, Kanye West, Seth MacFarlane, Hayao Miyazaki
I loved it so much I decided to draw a picture of it:

Aaaaand here's the finished thing: http://lady-kl.deviantart...The-Dinner-Party-95278020 <3

Everybody is happy to come together and drink grape juice. Except Kanye, who's too cool for them. ((Where is Matt Stone? He and Towelie are enjoying some incense! ))

Those are actually really good pics, Albino. Thanks for sharing them.

[quote:2f2e2c3933="Rishi"]AbSeamiller, you da MAN! I now include you in my list as well as Nassim Haramein.

we Love to List, and List to Show, we're On the List with All below--------------------
yet On the List with All above, eternal Universal Love

[quote:7b34887cea="Rishi"]AbSeamiller, you da MAN! I now include you in my list as well as Nassim Haramein.

*smileys*

we Love to List, and List to Show, we're On the List with All below--------------------
yet On the List with All above, eternal Universal Love

*more freakin' smileys*

Amen to THAT, my friend!

*smiley smorgasbord*

Don't spam the smileys, plzkthx.

As for my din-din... hmm. It'd have to be Miyamoto, Koji Kondo, Hideo Kojima, Tommy Tallerico(sp?), Bill Murray, Jim Carrey, AND ROAN, and a translator for my Japanese friends there. =3

Don't know what the eff we'd talk about, but our dinner would be at TGI Friday's. Cuz damn they have some good Jack Daniel's chicken and steak!

Let's see...my g/f Jill, and in no particular order, Jonathan Wilson, Jimi Hendrix, Serj Tankian, Craig Owens, Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Will Smith, Bill Cosby, Chuck Norris, Shigeru Miyamoto, Tetsuya Nomura, Jim Carrey, Koji Kando, Colonel Sanders, George Lucas, Lewis Carroll (Charles Dodgson), Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Johny Depp, Tim Burton, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Tite Kubo, Jesus, Yuji Naka, Al Gore, Oprah Winfrey, Stephen Colbert, Carlos Mencia, Ronald McDonald, Wendy, The Burger King, Jimmy Wales, Rachael Ray, Michael Jackson, Ozzy Osbourne, Gene Simmons, Wayne Brady, Eddie Murphy, Lil Jon, Weird Al Yankovic, and Walt Disney.

Edit: Nevamind

Edit: And if we can include fictional persons also then Sephiroth, Rikku, Palutena, Knuckles the Echidna, Luigi, Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, all of Organization XIII, Fox, Wolf, Krystal, Ike, The Black Knight, Micaiah, Midna, Jesus, Haruhi, Tsuruya, Tikal, Naminé, Phoenix Wright, and Godot.

No. No fictional characters allowed. ;(

Edit: And if we can include fictional persons also then Sephiroth, Rikku, Palutena, Knuckles the Echidna, Luigi, Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, all of Organization XIII, Fox, Wolf, Krystal, Ike, The Black Knight, Micaiah, Midna, Jesus, Haruhi, Tsuruya, Tikal, Naminé, Phoenix Wright, and Godot.

No. No fictional characters allowed. ;(

Curses. I wanted to see Sephiroth fight Michael Jackson over the last sandwich. Sephy would win of course, but still.

Why not? You said it was a fantasy dinner, afterall. And personally, I would love to see what Mario and Mozart talk about :3

~Shadowed Spirit Sage

I said 'fantasy' because, c'mon man, would Hitler and Stalin merrily sip tea and chat about the weather or something?

In that case, you coulda used the title 'What Historical Figures would you dine with?' over the 'Fantasy dinner party' - at least that would probably be more accurate!

No thanks, Springheart.

Mutsuo Toi, Woo Bum-kon, Martin Bryant, Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel, Meyer Lansky, Abe "Kid Twist" Reles, Frank "Dasher" Abbandando, Louis Capone, Michael "Blackie" Connolly, Martin "Buggsy" Goldstein, Harry "Happy" Maione, Harry "Pittsburgh Phil" Strauss, Allie Tannenbaum, Seymour "Blue Jaw" Magoon, Emanuel "Mendy" Weiss, Santo "Sonny Boy" Ricchiettore, Albert "The Mad Hatter" Anastasia, Alan "Fatman" Mcconville, Jodie "Big Bump" Mcconville, James Squillante, Charles "Charlie the Bug" Workman