http://www.kansas.com/news/updates/story/339011.html
Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
By ROXANA HEGEMAN
Associated Press Writer
A 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend's bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said Wednesday.
"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself," Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said in a telephone interview, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat.
Authorities planned to present their report to the county attorney later Wednesday to see if any charges should be filed against her 36-year-old boyfriend, Whipple said.
The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding he never explained why it took him two years to call.
He said the boyfriend had brought the woman food and water during the two years and told investigators he asked her daily to come out of the bathroom.
"And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."
The house had another bathroom he could use.
Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh as if she was using the toilet. Her legs looked like they had atrophied, he said.
"She was sitting on the toilet and was somewhat disoriented," Whipple said. "She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave."
She refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out. She was taken to Via Christi Regional Medical Center-St. Francis Campus in Wichita, where she is listed in fair condition. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.
"We pried the toilet seat off with a prybar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."
Authorities said they did not know if she was developmentally disabled.
Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.
A neighbor, James Ellis, told The Associated Press that he had known the woman since she was a child but said he had not seen her for at least six years.
He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up.
"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier.
At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.
The case has been the buzz of this western Kansas town.
"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," Ellis said.
... LMFAOXDXD!!!
What. The. Eff? Okay, if she parks herself on the john and refuses to leave, that's one thing... but the boyfriend finally saying, "Screw it, I'm calling the cops"... after TWO YEARS? I'm sorry, on day TWO I would've been like, "Listen here, fatty, you best getsa steppin' before I roll your fat ass out the door," and then promptly called the cops after she again replied, "maybe tomorrow".
Screw. That.
Constipation is one thing... but good lawdy.
O_o;;;
I wonder why she loved that bathroom so much...
That's some serious TMI right there.
This reminds me of another incident years back, where a woman had physically become "fused" to her couch, the fabric interwoven with her body fat because she had remained sitting there for years after an accident left her traumatized and unwilling to go about on her own two legs. Her health declined, and she passed away on that couch. When authorities came to remove her body, they had a hell of a time getting her unstuck.
I thought of that too, but I thought she lived. Or maybe there are multiple couch ladies. Either way, it is nice to know that some people find chairs so comfy they decide to fuse with them.
Whipple.
That is all.
O_O_O_O_O_O_O
I don't think I can say anything else that can accurately reflect my feelings on this story.
If I were her, I'd miss the outside too much... I'd miss sleeping on a bed. I'd miss....a whole LOT of things. o_o
Creepy...
Hehe... Ness City. "PK FIRE!"
~T2K
"PK FIRE!"
PEE KAY...
STARSTOOOOOOOORM!!!
I thought of that too, but I thought she lived.
No. She died.
Oh wow. XD That happened right here next to me. 0o Did she have a TV in there or some magazines or did she just sit there staring at a wall? =S
The thought of having to pry something off of your ass after you have grown into it makes me cringe. =(
Well, at least the thing your probably envisioning is'nt as heavy as a toilet...
..though I geuss having a toilet attached to your ass is kind of a perk since you can take a dump whenever you want.
but no toilet paper. D:
Man, talk about being hooked on pot! *flees*
I think toilet paper would be the least of my worries in that situation, CT.
How do you keep yourself entertained that long? =/ I would go insane if I didn't have internet for a month of that time.
It probably wasn't 2 years. I'd guess a couple of months at the most.
oh, and supposedly she isn't fat.
