Have you ever wondered what your age and weight might be if you were currently living on another planet, moon or star? I have. This page enables you to find out what your age would be and when your next birthday would arrive if you lived on another planet in this solar system:
http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/age/index.html
Similarly, this page enables you to find out what your weight would be if you lived on another planet or moon in this solar system and also what your weight would be if you lived on a white dwarf star and a neutron star:
http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/weight/index.html
In this thread, we can first post our age and weight here on Earth for the sake of comparison and then we can subsequently post our ages and weights on other worlds in this solar system. If you're too shy or whatever to post your Earth weight, THEN GET THE F**K OUTTA THIS THREAD YOU PARTY-POOPER!!!!!!!!! 
Nah, just kiddin'. 
If you don't wanna give your Earth weight in this thread, then just give the different age results that you'll get or vice versa. Okay, I'll start off with my age results (and I might add comments to at least some of the results that I'll get):
Earth
Earth Days = 7,626.5
Earth Years = 20.8
Next Birthday = Wed, Feb 25, 2009
Mercury
Mercurian Days = 130.1
Mercurian Years = 86.6
Next Birthday = Sat, Feb 7, 2009
Venus
Venusian Days = 31.3
Venusian Years = 33.9
Next Birthday = Sat, Jan 24, 2009
Mars
Martian Days = 7,404.4
Martian Years = 11.1
Next Birthday = Mon, Sep 20, 2010
Jupiter
Jovian Days = 18,601.4
Jovian Years = 1.76
Next Birthday = Wed, Nov 16, 2011
Saturn
Saturnian Days = 16,947.9
Saturnian Years = 0.7 (I don't think this result means that I'd be a fetus if I were hypothetically able to live on Saturn, I'm pretty sure that I'd still have the adult body that I do... it's just that the RATE of time would be very different... or something like that anyway! LOL)
Next Birthday = Thur, Aug 10, 2017
Uranus
Uranian Days = 10,592.4
Uranian Years = 0.24
Next Birthday = Sun, Feb 28, 2072
Neptune
Neptunian Days = 11,382.9
Neptunian Years = 0.12
Next Birthday = Mon, Dec 11, 2152
Pluto
Plutonian Days = 1,193.5 (I absolutely REFUSE to accept that Pluto is no longer officially considered a planet in this solar system! 
Pluto is BADASS and is STILL a planet in my opinion! GOOOOOOOOO PLUTO, YOU F****N' CHAMP!!!!!!! LOVE YOU, PLUTO!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! 
)
Plutonian Years = 0.083
Next Birthday = Sat, Oct 1, 2236
And now onto my weight results:
Planets
Earth
59 kilograms ('kg' for short)
Mercury
22.3 kg
Venus
53.5 kg
Earth's Moon
9.7 kg
Mars
22.2 kg
Jupiter
139.4 kg
Saturn
62.7 kg
Uranus
52.4 kg
Neptune
66.3 kg
Pluto
3.9 kg
Moons Of Jupiter
Io
10.82 kg
Europa
7.88 kg
Ganymede
8.54 kg
Callisto
7.45 kg
A Few Different Types Of Stars
Our Sun
1,597.2 kg
A White Dwarf Star
76,700,000 kg (talk about morbid obesity! 
)
A Neutron Star
8,260,000,000,000 kg (now that's TRIPPED OUT!!! TRIPPED OUT, I TELLS YA!!!!!!!!! 
)
I can't wait to see everyone else's results! 
That means you're fat.
Fatty.
Word on the street is Rishi is obese.
Now DATZ PHAT, Deeeewds...
Yo, Rish doesn't do fat!
Weight is measured in Newtons, Mass is measured n Kilogrammes. Only your weight changes, not mass. Therefore you wouldn't be "8,260,000,000,000 kg" on a neutron star.
Hahah the minute I saw this topic, I knew Rishi was the one who started this. My gosh...i'll do this sometime and post my results. LOL
Weight is measured in Newtons, Mass is measured n Kilogrammes. Only your weight changes, not mass. Therefore you wouldn't be "8,260,000,000,000 kg" on a neutron star.
So Rish will always be a chubbers. Gotcha.
my nice earth science teacher requested this site as well
Weight is measured in Newtons, Mass is measured n Kilogrammes. Only your weight changes, not mass. Therefore you wouldn't be "8,260,000,000,000 kg" on a neutron star.
So Rish will always be a chubbers. Gotcha.
Dude, Rish does NOT do fat! I already told ya that. 
