That's right, I have here, in my stand, a buck a PiE, for everyone!
What kinds a' PiE? I'll tell ya what!
We have:
Blueberry PiE, Pineapple PiE, Raspberry PiE, Grape PiE, Cherry PiE, Banana Creamed PiE, Whipped Cream PiE, PiE PiE, PiE Squared, PiE on a PiE, Upside Downed PiE, Strawberry PiE, Puntang PiE, Water Filled PiE, Stinky PiE, Pink PiE, Blue PiE, Red PiE, Foot PiE, Cheese PiE, Bread PiE, PiE Crusts, PiE made out of the shape of George Dubya's face, Nose PiE, Black PiE, Deadly PiE, Sinful PiE, Sexy PiE, Nasty PiE, PiE onna Stick, Stick onna PiE, PiEscabob, PiE Shoes, PiE, PiE! PiE! And MORE PiE till ya choke!
*To Beauty and the Beast "Be Our Guest"*
Everyone sit, pull up a chair, as I'd like to serve to you... *bows* Your slop...
Have...
Some...
PiE, Have Some PiE, If you eat it you won't die!
Tie that napkin' round your neck, though you won't need it, I don't lie.
*winks, slinks off to the side, appearing with an apron on*
Hot Cherry PiE, PiE with Soup!
Never mind, that tastes like poop!
Try the meat PiE, best on the list!
Don't believe me? Eat my FIST!
My PiE's sing, they can dance!
And they do it, without pants!
A PiE from me goes only number one!
C'mon and fold out your wallet,
Gimme that money and I'll - bet,
You'll eat my PiE, eat my PiE, yes eat my PIE!
*tip toes off behind a wall, as the lights go out, and a spot light comes on him once more, as he's dressed in a tootoo, in a plee-a{sp?}*
PiE of wheat, PiE with Feet,
PiE that no one else can beat!
I'll prepare, PiE with Bear,
Place a cat in it as well!
*jumps on the table, dancing, as the chorus echoes from nowhere to be seen*
You're afraid, and you're scared! *gets a really evil look on him*
WHAT THE F@%K, BI#%H, WANT YOUR TEETH TEARED?
Don't be gloomy, don't complain,
Or else I'll really show you pain!
Look, I tell jokes, I do tricks!
Bet guys can't do THIS with their d@#cks!
*grins, and jumps off the table, suammer saulting*
I do it all with perfect flavor, you can b-e-t!!!
C'mon and lift your glass,
or else I can kick your ass,
if you don't Eat My PiE,
But if you're stressed,
then I suggest,
You Eat My PiE, Eat My PiE,
EAT MY PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
You should really eat the PiE!
*song ends with jingle, and he's there, leg split, arms spread open, panting, looking at the MoFo* ...
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Awe, you guys are no fun.
*The Doctor appears armed with a large needle* You haven't had your anti-pie shot have you *grins more evilliy than you've ever seen*
Bwhahaha! Bwhahaha! *gives evil Jin the needle and he walks around as high as a cloud* Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... *choke, splutter*
Everyone but Tails and Evil Jin:.....
[4 * (Summation to infinity of (-1)^r * 1/2r+1)] to you too.
Apparently i could see you could time in doing this
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I could also see you have no life either, and i pity on the fact it pointless, but somehow funny, and may god have mercy on your soul.
EDIT: No offence, but could you possibly do something about that sig pic? It`s far too big, and pics larger than posts`re generally non-nos in the first place, I`m afraid. 🙁
...PIE!!!!! My other trademark word, other than hamster! Pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie! And bacon.
Evil Jin, evil PiE, and an overall evilness in the air! ;D
BTW - I won't be posting much for a week or so, as I have to be at my grandparents' why my parents are losing money in Vegas(^____^).
Grandparents = crappy computer.
I'm just glad to see the pie being worshipped once more...
Okay. Now I`m scared...
*grabs various PiEs*
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go binge on PiE and Sonic Adventure 2.
*Takes crate of Cola and locks himself in his room*
Ah, this is the life! I got my pie, I got my SA2, what more do I need?
...dang, now I gotta pee >.<
I'd feel cheap if I didn't buy a PiE after such a ...er.....an enthusiastic song and dace number.
*After careful consideration Brayarg selects 'Stick onna PiE' (out of sheer curiosity), leaves a shiney 50p on the counter and scampers off*
I like PiE! *Walks to stand to see a menacing long table and evil Jin at the end grinning* Umm... is this supposed to be scary?
Evil Jin: If you don't eat any of my PiE...
I'm going to eat you pie...
*Table shrinks and everything is normal*
One of everything please! *hands him money*
*evil Jin hands him one of every pie*
Ooooh.... this looks good! *walks off*
Yes, I'm a talking PiE. I've been locked up in S.T.V.I's fridge for the past week.
You wouldn't believe what kind of stuff Evil Jin put in me.
Evil Jin makes all of the PiEs out of fish paste, corn syrup, artificial strawberry liquid, ketchup, and a year old toe nail.
But I taste just like regular pie.
But PLEASE! SOMEONE OPEN THIS FRIDGE!! THE ORANGE AND MILK MAFIA TOOK ALL MY MONEY!!
AND THEY TOOK ME COLLECTION OF PLAYBOY MAGAZINE!!
**cries**
The Talking PiE~The PiE created by Evil Jin.
He's locked up in Spinyporc The Village Idiot's fridge and he can't help it.
Ph34r! Ph34r!
Heheheh. Damn right you're scared.
See what Coke at 3am in the morning does to one's system? ^______^
... *opens the fridge*
That was great XD
PiE ish good o@;;;
Always has been. Always will be.
Now, Anthony, you shall face someone FAR MORE EVILLER than I, or EWB, or any other evil MoFo admin or mod!!!
... my ATTORNEY!
*leans back, cackling* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
*lightning strikes*
*taps Evil Jin on the shoulder. He stops cackling and the thunder abrubtly cuts off*
Dude, "eviller" isn't a word.
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NOW IT IS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
In that edit note... was that for me, by any chance?
If it was... the pic's only like 63 kb. o.o
*watches farious pies hop off the table and run off* ........ Do you still want me to see your atourney, I thought up pie on my own, I didn't know you already trademarked it here. 
What's up with PiE anyway, and why are the letters in caps? What do they stand for?
*looks at all the crazy forumers fighting for PiE*
Somehow, I don't think I want to find out...
Oh, and on that 'eviller' thing...I'm gonna have to charge you 15 dollars for an incorrect use of an apposition.
Fork it over, or the Molson might eat you!! (I'm not the owner BTW)
Molson: RRRAARRGGHH!!!
Incaridne loks at the group...
Murray: GIVE ME PIE, OR SUFFER THE WRATH OF MURRAY, THE INVINCIBLE DEMONIC SKULL!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Plus you'll lose profits from the PiE sales that i'd give you.
Evil Dogbert: YOU DON'T GIVE ME A PIE, AND I'M TAKING BACK MY OFFER FROM EARLIER!!!
Incardine: Idiots. i'm not eating any.
(Murray walks up to Incardine, three pies magically floating aorund him)
Murray: Oh, come on, have one!!!
Incardine: No thanks...
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