Save me oh Evil WB! We can't let this occurr! This is too insidious for any of us to handle! They'll takeover! They'll riot! They'll force us from our homes! They'll torment us nonstop and take our dog too! WHAT EVER SHALL WE DO OH EVIL ONE?!?!!!???!
Evil WB - Who the hell are you?
EWBs Sorceress - YOUR SORCERESS DAMMIT! DAMMIT!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
*Storms out*
Evil Chainspike - What's wrong with her?
Evil Vec - She doesn't like our wallpaper
ALL - WHA??!!?!
Evil Vec - Well, its true! She doesn't like it! I knew she wouldn't like it.
*Miscellaneous Character Running Around And Screaming Their Head Off*
THE NEWBIES IS COMING! THE NEWBIES IS COMING!
War Troophead - Talk about bad grammar
Evil Vec - Nevermind that. We're about to experience the most severest attack of newbies this city has EVER seen!
*Everyone gets to higher ground as the newbie invasion begins! Building tremble and fall. Highways collapse. Explosions are seen everywhere as it's deemed as the true Armageddon. Everything is reduced to a raging inferno as the newbie invasion begins! And so the newbie invasion begins!
Evil WB - What? Its only begun! This is truely the day we have feared.
War Troophead - GAH! Talkabout bad writing. Who writes these things? "The newbie invasion begins?" That was like said a dozen times.
TO BE CONTINUED......
Can't waited for the badly the written badly grammered 2nd part 2. ^^
War Troophead: GHAAAAA!!!! What's with all the bad grammerrr!??!!!?!?!?!
Kathy: heh heh heh...
Methinks I`ll sit <b>this</b> one out! *cackle*
*chases EWB's Sorceress with a branch*
EWB's Sorceress: AAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEKK!!!! Save me Evil WB!!!
EWB: Who the hell are you??
EWB's Sorceress: AAAAAAAGGHH!! YOUR SORCERESS !@#%$@$%@#%!!!!
*boots EWB of a cliff*
Sorry, I just HAD to do that ^_^
As the newbie invasion ensues, panic is seen all across Sega City. Many are resorted to eat only baby powder which was only allowed to get through the phamrmacy in which you had to ASK FOR! But thats not the worst part. No, the only beverage remaining throughout the city was Ovaltine! And everyone knows that ovaltine will give you gas in your ass all bloody day!
Random Comedian In Sega City - Why do they call it "Ovaltine"? I mean, the can isn't an oval! It should be "Roundtine"!
The madness wouldn't come close to becoming to an ending. It only became and got dumb folks. The narrator of this has a severe lack of vocabulary and skills that are of grammar skills. It would only just become dumber to become dumber! The way I'd describe this, this scenario would be "dumb!"
The newbies not only drove the city dumb but gave the person writing this a hard dumb time. It was a disaster of circumstances that were dumb.
Newbies were out there in the city re-dressing the mannequins, moving "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas, tuning all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10, challenging random people to duels with gift wrap, yelled in their loudest voice possible "I smell sex and candy!!!" , stole ALL the toilet paper, switched the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms, drank ovaltine, set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of every store, hid in clothe wracks and when a customer would try to pick colthes- it'd appear they'd be talking to them, scribbled on the streets with chalk arrows leading to "wrong way" streets, recolored all the traffic lights so green was at the top and red at the bottom.
It was horrible! ..... and dumb!
War Troophead - **Collapses**
PART 3 COMING 6.1.01
Just as corny-yet-funny as the previous segment was. Good job. ^^
Here's waiting for Episode 3... ^___^!
This differs from a regular day in Sega City how, Dubzie?
Really good. ^^ Just as funny yet dumb as the furst dumb dumb one...heh...couldn't help it
How we gonna get rid o' them? I don't like Polka. O.o;;;;;;;;
EEEKKK!!!! Newbie title wave!! Wait a sec, I have Ki Magic and Energy beams! *newbie wave gets closer*
Anthony: YIPE!! *teleports*
*produces Weird Al CD. Puts Polka Power on a loop, and goes with the flow*
When would it come to an end? When would the newbies quit asking petty questions? When would they think of new snotty remarks? When would they stop spamming the city and the forum? When would they look both ways before crossing the street?
The answer lied in the fridge in which Evil Vec has scarfed down the last of the lemon merangue pie. Actually the answer lied in Evil WB's hands.
*EWB's Sorceress comes in*
EWB's Sorceress - What is the plan oh drastically insane evil man?
Evil WB - DON'T CALL ME THAT! And where the hell did you come from, sorceress?
EWB's Sorceress - The closet!
Evil WB - Its not a closet. Its a temporary miniscule compartment in which used to store goods! And I thought I locked it.
EWB's Sorceress - Not from the inside!
Evil WB - Bah. I hath no closet! There isn't one! AND WHY DID YOU DESERT ME EARLIER?!
EWB's Sorceress - You said that you didn't know who I was for the 18th time, so I left
Evil WB - I never recall of such a thing! My sorceress wouldn't desert me in times of need! YOU MAAM.. ARE AN IMPOSTER!
EWB's Sorceress - IMBECILE! You just said earlier when I came from out of the closet!!!
Evil WB - ITS NOT A CLOSET!!!! ITS A TEMPORARY MINISCULE COMPARTMENT USED TO STORE GOODS!!!!!
EWB's Sorceress - WHATEVER!!!
Evil WB - AND YOU'RE AN IMPOSTER!!! Punchasaurus! Throw this imposter into the closet!
EWB's Sorceress - BUT I WAS JUST IN THERE!
Evil WB - NO, YOU WERE NOT! You were in a temporary miniscule compartment in which used to store goods!!
EWB's Sorceress - WHATEVER!
*Puchasaurus throws EWB's Sorceress into the closet*
EWB's Sorceress - I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE TEMPORARY MINISCULE COMPARTMENT USED TO STORE GOODS!
Evil WB - IT A CLOSET!!!!
Evil Vec - With that ineffectual individual of a nuisiance taken care of, how are we to cope with the incursion of the looming peril of newbies threatening to intimidate our usual base of operations?
Evil WB - What the HELL did he just say?
War Troophead - I'm not sure, but in Spanish it was: Con se individuo ineficaz de un nuisiance tomado cuidado de, cmo estamos a hacer frente a la incursin del peligro que asoma de los newbies que amenazan intimidar nuestra base generalmente de operaciones?
Evil WB - ...
Evil Vec - What appears to be the conflict?
War Troophead - That was Que pasa?
Evil WB - SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!
Evil Chainspike - OOOH! SPANISH! GOTTA SPEAK IT! GOTTA SQUEEZE IT!
*Evil Chainspike chases War Troophead down the corridors*
*EWB's Sorceress then opens the door from the closet*
Evil WB - What the hell? How did you escape?
EWB's Sorceress - You forgot to lock it!
(With that being said the newbie invasion reaches them. Evil WB only knows of one solution and hands everyone a fork)
Evil WB - IT'S NEWBIE EATING TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The newbie eating lasts for a long time but once the last one is eaten, their stomachs are beyond full)
Evil Vec - Oh man. I can't move any of my appendages
Evil WB - AH SHUT UP!
EWB's Sorceress - Neither can I
*Evil WB looks confused at the sight of the sorceress as if she suddenly appeared*
Evil WB - Who the hell are you?!
This ISN'T Dub here. 😛
And don't go out comparing the IPs just yet. =P
Well, have fun with your little newbie hating group, I'm gone.
We don't HATE newbies! We're just fooling around! We aren't trying to scare anyone off, and strangly some people like being eaten! I liked being eaten! It's just our way of welcoming people!
Hhahaha O man that was good.
Like TWA said, the eating thing is just a way of welcoming people, and EWB's Sorceress was just joking around.
A mystery. Well, I can wait.
And Deus, calm down. You should`ve noticed by now that nobody means anything by playing with the newbies, and most newbies even tend to like it - it`s at least a way for people not to feel that they`re being ignored by the regular posters.
I`m sorry if you don`t appreciate it, but there`s no need to leave. Hang around and join in, and you`ll meet a lot of people. But even if you don`t join in, please don`t take offence.
Have a donut!
*gives him a box of Tim Hortons*
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