Hekko! Welcome to Vortex's box. It's been awhile sense last this show aired... wait... well i think it has. I'm not about to go check. Now, vortex's box is not a populair show. It does not have a large fan base. Fan mail in general is small, few inbetween, and often nothing more then a 'you rock you orange freak'. Imagain my suprize when i get an incredibly long, and almost song like plea... well i'll let you read it, then i'll talk more on it.
well matthew Ritter, you have a good complaint. Yes my plots do seem to run into walls, or just dwindle off with no reason. You know why it is? Because my actors spend all day sitting around playing video games and refusing to work, here let me show you.
HA! Feel the raith of the ultimate god.
Damnit man, play as someone else besides Sheik.
Why? Are you just sorry that your sorry butt is always being made so sorry?
Sheik is a cheap charicter. You don't even use Zelda. You just use sheik. I once went to a tournament, you know what all the best players were using?
I think i can safely asume, sheik. This only further proves the awesomness of the charicter.
No, it proves it's cheapness. Well there was that one pretty good guy that used link.
Yeah, i'm awesome.
Than why don't you use you?!
Because i use sheik.
Grah!
I can't belive the only repersentation of me in this game is the stupid spore sheild for peach.
Whatever, new game, and new rule no sheik.
uh huh...
Link, you just chose sheik. That's what i told you not to do.
But it's what i did.
Arn't we going to wait for vortex to get back?
Naw, that guy only plays Mr Game and Watch anyways. I mean really, that charicter is kinda, gay.
You shouldn't use gay as a daragatory term, you might insult someone.
NO, no, i'm serious. Game and watch, game and watch, game and watch, if you listen closely it sounds like gay men watch, gay men watch. It is just weird.
That is a bit strange... ware did vortex go anyways?
Oh, i think he was going to do a Vortex's Box today. Another live one.
Oh it might be on right now...
Hey...
That's us.
He will die.
Yes.
Link, get some rope. I'll bring the lighter fluid. And Toad, i want you to get me a copy of the song 'stuck in the middle with you.' I think vortex needs to learn a lesson.
*and now, the camera shifts quickly back to vortex.*
Well... as you can see i don't have much time. So, what i want to know, is all the other fans out there. Those that know the plots and those that don't know the plots. What would you like to see in the next few episodes? One of the other plot lines continued? And if so witch one? Or something totaly new?
VORTEX!
GOTTA GO!
DNE
Zelda is the funniest, but I think you should finish the Vortex is missing and Crono fight plots. I mean Vortex disappeared what, 4 years ago? 😛
About dang time Vortex 😀
Nice work as always ^^;
CATCH THE QUARTER! *Throws one at Vortex*
Heh, gotta love that plot diagram!
PS: You must be pretty desperate to be sending yourself fan mail. 🙂
*laughs at the plot overview as well* at least you can poke fun at yourself. ^^ more!
Vortex, don't let them take your ears off!
And while you're at it, we want to see Vortex fight the skeleton thing!
*takes out pompoms*
Skeleton thing! Skeleton thing! Raa raa, la la!
*is shot*
*falls over and dies from laughter*
That my friend is golden. You should do it more often!
NO, no, i'm serious. Game and watch, game and watch, game and watch, if you listen closely it sounds like gay men watch, gay men watch. It is just weird.
You never fail to amuse me, Vortex.
That was brlliant. Pure brillance. This stuff is gold Vortex. 😀
What *is* Game and Watch anyway?
I realize explaining a joke ruins it, but whatever. Tell me!
Vortex.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:
Man I love being a- Sorry, wrong phrase.
Ahem.
I was meant to say, you are a GENIUS!
It's a secret character from an old Nintendo game in Super Smash Brothers melee. Its a 2D shadow thing and Vortex whoops my ass with him when we play every single time.
BTW! Vortex, i love how almost everyone is so utterly useless in their responses, so ill give you my opinion. continue the vortex kidnapping saga, damnit. its been too long.
Omni trousers, FWEEEEEEEE! 
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Heh, gotta love that plot diagram!
Wot Troophead said...and the other stuff was funny too ![:]](https://www.lighthead.net/misc/mofo/smilies/biggrinshaded.gif)
