It's where all the COOL CAT DADDIES hang out.
BENEFITS INCLUDE: Pimpin' them honeys, rockin' the block, and bein HARDCORE THUG GANGSTAS!!!!
Stupid n00bs need not apply. 
YEEEEAH! BLING ALL AROUND!! 😀
*join*
YEAH! FINALLY WE REPRESENTIN'' ON 22'S ALL UP ON DIS BLOK!!!
YA HEARD MEH! MY MAN DUB'S NEW ABLUM "CRAZY SEXY BLINGLNR" IN STORES NEXT WEEK, COP THE ALMUM PROPA!
::Snaps out of it:: X_X Damn it Dub, you keep DOING that.
Dear lord. Must you people think all Black people act getto and call there kids samikeiea and what not? GET YOU HAND OUTTA MY POCKET YOU BUNCH OF VANILLA PEOPLE!!
I'M BLACK PUNK! WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUTS!?!? ALL YA'LL NO ACCOUNT FOOLS BETTA RECOGNIZE! AIN'T NO JIBBA JABBA UP IN HEYUH!!!
Big Daddy WB layin the wax and spinnin the sound in the '06 for all ya'll playa haters soppin' up that HATERADE!
LOL @ SONIC CANDY'S POST. If you assume everyone here is white (including the person who made this thread) then you are severely making an ass out of you and me.
As for original question: Yes, but only if you create a crazy, sexy, badass position for me. Latina honeys represent.
[16] Astrid: LOL A NEWB CALLED YOU WHITE
[16] Dub: reload the page XD
[16] Dub: LMAO! I JUST NOW SAW XD
[16] Astrid: I replied
[16] Astrid: so YOU RELOAD
[16] Dub: I am going to work hard at making this the greatest thread in the history of man!
[16] Astrid: CRAZY, SEXY and BADASS
[16] Astrid: those are my demands
[16] Astrid: I laughed out loud in real life when I read her/his post
[16] Dub: YOUR DEMANDS SHALL BE MET SEXY INTERNET FEMALE!
[16] Astrid: OMG YOU WHITE PEOPLE LOLOMGLOLLERCAUST
SEXY LATINA CHICK WHO WISHES TO REPRESENT - YOU MAY JOIN TEAM DUBBLE WHERE YOU SHALL FOREVER BE CRAZY, SEXY, AND BADASS!
LET ME SHOW YOU MY POKEMANS! MY POKEMANS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM!
POKEYMAN? POKEYMAN WITH THE POKEY AND THE MAN AND THE THING WHERE THE GUY COMES OUT OF THE THING AND HE WANTS TO FAW IDAPPA *HEH HEH HEH*
Well then, I suggest you...
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!
AND MAKE IT DUBBLE!
HAHAHAHA! BLING ME UP YO!
You just made me spend the last ten minutes laughing, when I SHOULD have been making my breakfast. Now I'm going to go hungry, and it's all your fault
Or better yet, now I'm gonna have to get fast food on the way to woork and I'll get fat. YOU MADE ME FAT DUBS! CONGRATULATIONS!
Anyway, can I join? I think I'm really cool. Well, my mom thinks I'm really cool. I know where it's at. I can play the trumpet. I have a really fresh sound. Plus I think I'm part Swiss! No one's cooler than the Swiss, right? Here's a picture of me.
You're probably wondering about that odd outfit. Well, I just find khakis to be very comfortable.
Oh, you meant the facemask, helmet and googles. Well I don't want to be exposed to direct sunlight, as I could get skin cancer and die.
So can I join?
yo, yo, carwash?
YOURE PART OF THE WHITEY CLICK! AND THE WHITEY CLICK IS ASSOCIATED WITH
THE MAN
WE DONT WANT NO
THE MAN UP IN HERE!
However - LET IT BE KNOWN THAT TEAM DUBBLE DOES NOT DISCRIMINIMINOMINATES!!!! YOU SHALL BE ADMITTED WHEN YOU CAN PROVE THAT YOU CAN SUFFICIENTLY MACK THEM HONEYS, PIMP THAT BLING, AND BRING BACK THE SEXYBACK
MIKE JONES!!!
Who?
MIKE JONES!!!
Who?
MIKE JONES!!!
Who?
MIKE JONES!!!
Who?
MIKE JONES!!!
Who?
MIKE JONES!!!
Not Rick James, @#%$?
attn. Mr. Dubs
Please allow me admittance to your society. I think you'll find me qualified in all things "ghetto," "gangsta," and otherwise non-whitenewenglandnerdy.
Sincerely,
Mr. Dirk M Amoeba
HOW TO SEXYBACK IN SEVEN WAYS
A Guide by WB
With Assistance by SEXYCHICKASTRID
RULE NUMBER ONE
SAY IT LOUD! UGH! I'M BLACK AND I'M PROUD!
RULE NUMBER TWO - Courtesy of Astrid
[17] Astrid: I think cleavage really says alot about a girl, not really the depth of the cleavage, but the confidence to let a nice cubic zirconia necklace get jammed all down in there.
[17] Astrid: Except mines is diamonds @#%$
GIRLS LIKE SHINY THINGS!
RULE NUMBER THREE
INTERCOURSE WITHOUT CONSENT IS A NO-NO! >8(
RULE NUMBER FOUR - Courtesy of Astrid
Here's another hint! If you dont like your face, WEAR BIG SUNGLASSES AND WEAR THEM AT NIGHT EVEN SO THOSE MOTHER @#%$ CANT LOOK YOU IN THE EYE AND IDENTIFY YOU! Cause when they see what you did to their man and their car, they're going to want to do something!!!
RULE NUMBER FIVE
SUMMONING CAPTAIN PLANET IS GROUNDS FOR DISMISSAL!!! >8(
RULE NUMBER SIX - Courtesy of Astrid
Lesson # 6: It's not cute to dance when you can't dance. That quirky $#&! may have worked in high school or with your D&D friends, but if you know you can't work it then you should probably just wait until everyone else is drunk enough that they can't really tell what you are doing.
RULE NUMBER SEVEN
BE YOURSELF!!!! >8(
FINAL RULE
IN CASE OF NUCLEAR FALLOUT - ALWAYS GO FOR THE TONGUE!!!! 
It's PIMPerative that you gots yourself a Mormon Gangsta in this posse, yo. And since yours truly be the only Mormon Gangsta around, makes the choice easy, a'ight?
OMNI-BLINGIN'!
Listen to Dubs, kids. This is what happens when the man tries to start @#%$ with Team Dubble. do you want this to happen to you
I have consulted with SEXYCHICAASTRID and we agree that you may join - BUT: as our resident mormon gangsta, you must first get the 12 articles of faith encrusted in crystals on an air brushed tshirt and bling your suit and tie to the hilt while wearing gold grills.
ONCE YOU HAVE DONE THIS YOU SIR MAY JOIN TEAM DUBBLE. >8(
I have one thing to say to Sexyback Lesson...
This thread gives me... unecessary feelings...
FATALITY!
YOU SIR ARE IN TEAM DUBBLE! BECOME ONE WITH THE COOL CLIQUE >
MISTA DUBS?!?!
WHAT YOU THANK I AM?!?! DO I LOOK LIKE BRYANT GUMBEL TO YOU?!?!
WELL SON! DO I!?!?!?!?
COME BACK WHEN YO GAME AIN'T WEAK LIKE KATIE COURIC'S LEGS!
YA'LL SORRY SUCKAS BETTA RECOGNIZE! >8(
Requirements = mack the honeys, pimp that bling, and bring back the sexyback.
So right here I have mack and honey.
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BWAHAHA! Oh yes, this shall make macking honeys a trivial occupation, my nizzles! The armaments have been acquired! Commence execution.
Put them together and you get:
No, you dirty person, this:
Now to pimp some bling.
I made my laptop sing when I bought the bling. It's not just a kid thing I love to bling.
BWAHAHA! See the capabilities of a genius. This has been pimped so much on adult swim, my work has been done for me!
Sexyback does not compute. Consult Google.
BWAHAHA! Erm... Wow. That's just not right, my bruddas and sistas. I am so phat at representin' that that particular kind of sexyback is not required.
Ya betta recognize my l33t skillz at bringin dat particuar classification of funk, canine.
So for(i=o; i<10000; i++) echo 'YO'; sign me up, my most prodigious homepersons.
Dude, I'm already blingin' IRL. X)
I HAVE NUTTIN' AGINST BALCK PEOPLE 'CAUSE IM WHITE COCCOLATE MY SELF YO! THOUGHT I GOT PICKED ON BECAUSE OF THAT BUT THAT NOT THE POINT!
THE POINT IS THAT THERE NO POINT TO THE POINT. AND I WAS NOT TRYING TO MAKE A DONKEY OUT OF US STUBLEINA, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE VANILLA PEOPLE MADE OUT OF VANILLA ICE CREAM YO! BUT I'M GLAD MY POST MADE YOU LOL YO! PEACE!
(Start playing 'Drop it like it's hot' by snoop dogg)
YOU RUINED THE JOKE.
SONIC CANDY FOR COMBO BREAKER!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo', Gangsta Flak be back up in this piece yo', so y'all best not be trippin' else I blast yo' punk ass into smithereens, a'ight?
Quote:
I HAVE NUTTIN' AGINST BALCK PEOPLE 'CAUSE IM WHITE COCCOLATE MY SELF YO! THOUGHT I GOT PICKED ON BECAUSE OF THAT BUT THAT NOT THE POINT!
I CAN GET A COMBO!? OK, I WANT A COKE, A BURGER AND FRENCH FRYS!
Good Dub, you look kind of cool!
Oh hell naw Shadow.
That ain't me. I'm crazy but I ain't stupid XD
Okay, then.
Good ______________, you look kind of cool!
Fill in whatever's applicable.
So has my application been RECOGNIZED? Let me join or I will hack your audio devices to play nothing but Clay Aiken, Yanni, and Natural Woman! BWAHAHA! Let us see you annoy motorists by playing THAT too loud in your bouncing automobiles!
**picks self up after dying laughing**
We've got another Latina chick in the hizouse, yo. **reclines in chair** And I wish to join your crazy team of awesome. :3
I've macked more honeys than a bee in the springtime.
I've pimped my bling to the max **shows off jewel-studded glasses of awesome**
And I give a whole new meaning to SEXYBACK.
Peace, yo
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
What is up, my fellow dogs?
Yo, yo... My name is Killa B... Or B-TOWN... Or B-Stone... or Stone...
I hail from the Big TG...RESPECT... I know how to roll... My old HS was named after the folks who make those Pizza Rolls.
I've got tha Bling, brotha... and I pimp tha hoes...
Oh, and if I make it past your hazing, I'd like to call to attention two of my brothas who are also TRU THUG GANGSTAS...
These two Pimps are none other than my Dean of Students and Assistant Football Coach...
Oh... and on a side note... my Kilo topic is going to leave you passed out on the floor...
WHAT HAPPENS IF THEM HOES MISBEHAVE AND ALL THAT?
SEE?
Should I rough them up in the traditional manner?
Or should I gently handle them like pimpmaster Dubbiekins of Team Dubble Jr?
ENLIGHTEN ME OH MASTER PIMPY MCPIMPERTON!
(On a side note, I nominate this thread for MF Classics. )
Ultra, the kind of language in that one image isn't allowed....
=o
That shown, I'd like to join. I think I've shown Dubs in other places that I can stomp a...plant...when I need to. >____>
Oh, yeah, hyperknux88/Kanuck is back after a 4 year lurk period. Whoop-de-doo. >_>
OBJECTION!
This is in gross violation of the law! }:O
I survived the meanest schools when I was younger and for that fact I join in.
GAH! Three pages down for me in Team DUBBLE and all because I slept in for the night! WELL, NO MORE SLEEP FOR ME! JOIN.
Don't you go makin' me break out my ole' sig dawg, after all, we awwwl know my mangina is to much fo' any mortal to bear. In fact, yo' shoul'nt be evan looking at this post cause it is too true pimpin' for ya all to evan comprihend.
...
Yeah, I gots nothin'
quite
=O
After seeing the fist post, i think i just peed myself. o.o but the worst part about it, is i didnt laugh nor cry, it just happened.
