I shall post using even larger letters!
NO U
O.o
Out of context, that doesn't sound right, THS.
Damnation! That was the longest minute of my life!
And I win again- Creosote! Shin!
XDXD
Nu-uh, you guys! You people keep winning and I have to go back and forth and back and forth! I could also blame it on the lousy dial-up connection I have, or the distracting olympics, or the temperature, or the fact that I have school tomorrow, or I could be mature and take my internet time in moderation by only staying around here for an hour or two a day.
The easier way is to blame you guys so there 
*immature about the whole situation*
=D
inimialistic!
BIG CAPITAL LETTERS GET YOUR ATTENTION
Now that that's settled, this topic has strayed so far from its original point that it can't be salvaged. So, since there's no longer a point to winning, I'm making one: this topic ends in a day: June 13, 2006, at 9PM EST. That's right: if you want to win, now is the time to do it. Don't care when the move is: this topic is going to be finished before it drags off any further.
Need somewhere to make random talk after this? Well, if I recall correctly, a certain not-mod had their own topic for that... should fill this topic's void just fine.
So there. Now you have a reason to get back to playing. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Note to other Mods/Admins: if I forget to lock this topic, lock it for me. Simple as that. You can make a post acknowledging the lock, but that post doesn't count toward the win (to prevent cheating).
The original first post continues below.
Well, you can imagine it in 3D I suppose.
Anyway, a SPA tradition, I suppose, would be this topic. The concept is simple: if you're the last poster in this topc, you win! ...until somebody else takes your win! ...when you'll take it back, probably!
Only a few rules: No double-posting. That reverts the win back to the previous winner. That goes for alternate accounts, too (exampli grata: If I posted as Shadow Hog and followed up with Live Barepawed Tails, that'd count as a double-post).
Also, no "hurts next poster in some random way" wins. That's just plain dirty tactics. Now, you can hurt the PREVIOUS poster to get the win, but let's not scare the winners-to-be from winning, 'kay?
Yep, that's about it.
Yeah, simple topic. Quite fun, though, especially if you try to hold some kind of race. ;P
Anyway, I'm winning now. HAH!
I was going to start this up yesterday, but I'd figured that you wanted to since you started the orginal two, so I didn't.
Anyway, I'm winning.
...You'd like to think that, but A winner is me now.
You're both wrong. I'm winning!
...you were saying?
Nah, I'm winning again. 😀
I was saying that I was winning, of course.
I R TEH W1N! *eats a pie whilst doing so*
Now I'm winning!
I am the winner here, of course! 😀
So you think... but it's obvious I'm winning. 😀
*Burninates next poster* Because I AM THE WINNER!
I regret to inform you that burninating is not a fatal injury to me; hence I am still winning despite your cheap attempt at securing your win.
But OW, man, that smarts.
I'm winning once again!
Says who? I'm the winner here.
You win here but in Soviet Russia the here wins you!!!
String Winner == "me"; int postcount = postcount++;
Most of us aren't in Soviet Russia through. =P
I'm winning, again.
I.
Am.
The.
WINNAH!
(until the next person posts -.-;
You mean like this?
Back to me again.
Yes, EXACTLY like that. -.-;;
Oh, and if the next poster decides to post, they'll get a taste of this *holds up the Burst Stream of Destruction that he recently accquired*
...
*goes through his deck* Damnit! I don't have a BEWD to use it on! I'll be back, and none of you better take my lead away while I'm gone! ( ) *runs off to get one*
Too late, I'm in the lead again.
*runs back in* Okay, I'm...D'OH! *plays the BEWD and uses the Burst Stream of Destruction to cook some chicken instead...while winning*
I R WINNAH!
*POWER-NUKES ALL POSTERS AFTER ME*
*disqualifies god-moders*
*...long enough to get a win in*
Fool! Nothing can stop me from being in the lead! For I'm winning!
Except me.
Not for long.
You sure?
Quite.
Wasn't askin' you. 😛
*goes back to winning*
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