i winz the lottery.
cna i hav ur moniez 🙂
sorry, this girl scout shot me and took all my money. but i got some cookies.
Um. yay?
yay. but u're getting no cookie.
god gave rock and roll to you~~ <3
Can I have a cookie if I give you some ice cold. Fresh. Tasty milk to go with them?
o.o
*cookie eats one of THS's eyes*
o.x
-eats ths' other eye-
o.o
*that's when THS decides to become a air pirate*
blind pirate captain? o.o;
"sail in that direction!"
"but captain, thats at land!"
"i didnt lose my eyes for nothing y'know..."
How can he navigate the clouds when he is blind? p_P?
And does THS have two eyepatches???
o.o
i have 2 eyes
You'll have to give THS your eyes then.
Well how else are we going to get this ship home?
o.x
k
Y PPL DO STUFF WIT ME WYLE ME NO HER 🙁
...carry on it feels good 😉
u have 1 eye now o.x
onoez .(
oh well. wed both make good pirate captains now! -)
Now all you need is a parrot, a wooden leg, a pistol and saber, a ship, a crew, a flag, and many kegs of rum!
This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
...I can provide for a ship? o.o
of course not. dont be silly! -)
Aye must apologize in advance for t'is, but I couldnot help me'self.
Quote:
THIS IS AN X-PARROT!!
*stabbed*
o.o 😡
ths, u only have one eye, remember? o.x;;
...*o.x .x?
*gives THS a laser monocle*
can i have one too?
o.Q BZZZRT
ohnoes. he lazr'd meh arse. =(
mwehehehehehehehe *flee*
-goes after ths with a frying pan-
*ruuuuuuuuuuun*
-pants-
im so unhealthy... i cant even chase after someone on the internet...
-passes out-
oo k
K.
o_O holy crap @ seeing a huge-ass millipede thing catch a bat flying past it and kill it on BBC1
o.o This is why I watch ITV.
Ha, and indeed, ha.
itv is pwned by 4 though.
but 4 is pwned by 5.
No, BBC News 24 for the win!
I'm more of a Sky News person myself, but each to their own.
}:0
I prefer no news. thats always good news.
if only amen holmes never left gmtv... then people might still watch it.
HE IS PROPERTY OF SKY NEWS NOW!
AHAHAHAHAHA.