Baby godzilla. I f**king hate that guy. Seriously, who's he think he is? He's just some son of godzilla probably made by daddy speanding one too many nights partying with Mothra who now does little short of blowing smoke rings with little japenese kids. Godamn pedo. Encouraging Oriental youth to smoke since he first reared his ugly mug on public access.

Which brings me to the push pop commercial, which pisses me off. Seriously. If some orange-suit kangaroo tore up my couch, I'd godamn grab him by the throat and shank his ass. Kick his spring-charged corpse outside after I stole enough scrap out of his wallet for a new couch. When I have kids, I ain't gotta let them sit aroud wishing for candy. F**k that. They're gonna be wishing for daddy's bills to magically get paid, let Ed Sullivan ruin my couch and reward my with a couple Gs.

And Nickelodean sucks. Godamn. The only good show left is Drake & Josh, but thank god that's on pretty commonly. Dunno where I'm going with this, but Nick at Nite's alright. They got Fresh Prince, so bless them for that. Cosby Show is great, too, but they lost Gillagan's Island. Why? I tell you why. Those fat cats in congress be damned if they let Andrew enjoy 3 shows on Nick & Nite, that's why. Rosseane is on all the damned time, anyways, so screw it.

And you know how America's fat and all that jazz? FOX is actually making a BEAUTY pagent for fat chicks. Sad. I won't elaborate under fear of everyone screamign how I dont know anything about women at me.

Something I really dont know nothing about, however, is BETA. Don't know nothing on that. So I ain't even gonna touch it.

My VCR broke recently. Sucks. Moreso considering I have more than 150 movies on the respected format, the majority of them copied. But screw those fat cats, yknow? I'm being a godamn patriot by ripping VHSs off those fat cats in corporate america and helping to return the power to the common man. Rage and all that, man.

Anyone out here got BF1942? A two man team of asskickery is good and all that, but we could use a man to help clear rooms/check for mines/blow up and all that. I'll probablymake a post in gaming acedmy.

And you know what? Tom cruise is a damned jerk. He's all "look at meee im mr hollywood" Well you f**king ain't. He did good in War of the Worlds, yea, but dead beat dad is one easy common role to be in.

And what the hell is this? One of the sole commercials I liek comes on, that one where they torture the black man (as usual. Make me sick.) by wasting his minutes. But no way, cant let Andrew enjoy something, let's slang a Emergency Weather broadcast test on him. Damn. Possibly my favorite commercial on right now is that skittle bubble gum one. Man, do we wish we were you, skittle bubble gum dude.

So, this one's for you, common man. The man who has to fight for his right to get that last white castle burger for 2 cents less than normal, because that's all he has.

Peace out.