Okay, not really. I was thinking of planning something for this, but then I got lazy and... well, you know the rest. Speech... speech...
Okay... you know, I've been here since 2002. Still can't believe how long it's been. From my first post on my NeoPikmin account (which wasn't that flattering, for those who remember) to this post right here (and hopefully in the future), it's been great. You know, I used to feel like I annoyed a lot of people here or I posted a little too much. I still feel that way a little bit, but I've apologized to the few people that have addressed me about it and am trying to ease up, so I guess I'm just a little bit paranoid. 😀
Really, I can't say it enough, you guys are great. You've helped me through my depressed phase, and you've helped me just get something to do with my life. Really. I have nothing to do. At all. At least during summer. I love you guys. Well, most of you. Sort of.
Uh... that's it. Congratulate me now.
I first came in 2000. Booyah.
But seriously, 1000 posts is impressive! I myself have never achieved that number on any forum... The MoFo has the most sentimental value to me, though, so I came back to stay. I think about this place all the time, even during my three-year absence. ^_^ It's amazing how much stuff has changed... I remember when several people were newbies, and now they have several thousand posts. And look at mee. 
I should spend more time here, I really should. You make me feel insignificant, you kiloposter, you. XD
Keep it up! 
CONGATS WESSSSSSSSSS. I HOPE YOU FIND LOVE WITH YOUR NEW KILOPOST.
Thanks for all the nice things you said which were all obviously about me.
**commences the congratulating of her hat**
Oh, and son, your modesty is so becoming. ;D
Happy numerical landmark that can be use as bragging rights!
2002, I remember those days. Acting all newbish, fast food wars, pointless fights, and the like. The good old days.
I'm also glad that we managed to help you out during your darkest hours. Anyway, here's to another milestone number!
Wow- that was a nice post, Wes- I never knew you had it in you!
Congrats on the kilopost!
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Uh... that's it. Congratulate me now.
NO...
Oh yea, congrats on the kilo, so go out and get high on sugar...
Congratulations! 🙂
*pokes you 1,000 times in celebration*
Congrats on the kilo. And may you have many more.
Ahh.. there's nothing like a bunch of friends when you're down.. I remember asking the MF forumers to pray for me when I had to go for an operation.. that was.. what, 8 years ago? You guys still remember that one?
CONGATS WESSSSSSSSSS. I HOPE YOU FIND LOVE WITH YOUR NEW KILOPOST.
Not as much love as I have with you, Acrio. 😀
Wow- that was a nice post, Wes- I never knew you had it in you!
Does this mean you'll marry me now? :DDD
*pokes you 1,000 times in celebration*
*violently explodes at the 999th poke*
And thank you, everyone, for your congratulations. I'll take my money, fame and fortune now.
Hey.. I just have to post a hundred more times the number of posts I have now to cut you.. so watch out. I'm a maniac. 
*slaps you with a congratulation kipper*
Congratulations, Wes, but you must never get distracted from your true goal!
Yes - the true goal of the Post-Counter is to have more posts than Craig!
Nah, that's just your goal.
The true goal of a post counter is to count posts, natch.
My goal is to be put onto the highest pinnacle of perfection.
Am I there yet?
Happy Kilo, Wessy. This is the third time you've hit the 1k mark, right? NeoPikmin and Tenksie both saw their celebration before.
You're like the office leach who keeps leaving, coming back and getting presents. Well I say NO COOKIE FOR YOU! *SLAP*
Now run along. Livejournal is waiting 
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My goal is to be put onto the highest pinnacle of perfection. ...Am I there yet?
No. 
But seriously, congrats on teh kilo. As the others said, this is, what, your third overall? Nice going... *Looks at post-counter* Oh my. I really must finish my preparations... *Conspiratorial wink*
~SilverShadow.
Didn't you say something about canelling your account as soon as you hit 999? So that you'd never have a kilo?
Forever young, eh?
(This is SS on a different account in order to avoid using up my kilo)
Of course not, Haruko! I said I'd make a massive post about all the things that are embarrasing about you!
Seriously though, I do have something planned. There are a few folk in the know, but the rest of you... well, you'll just have to wait...!
~LightStrike!
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Oh, and son, your modesty is so becoming. ;D
oo Wait a sec...if you're calling him son...and if I call him son...
If I wasn't sure that I'm his adoptive father, then I'd be more concerned. 😛
Unless you're his adoptive mother... oo;
Oh, and before I go too far into the whole complicated pseduo-family tree, congrats Wesu. *sniff* My son's growin' up!
I'm her son! Though you can pretend you're my dad if you want to... o.O;;
*throws Terg a miniskirt and a purple wig*
WOW, look at me being so observant! ^^; This has got to be one of the most awkward threads in my life now. 😛 Oh well, at least I have my dignity!
...except that was taken after it was revealed that Jaffa is my child by Sailor Orange. But we won't get into that now.
I will rather not ask for an explanation.
Btw, congrats on the kilo.
I'm married to Saz, Lokki and Astrid? WHAT DO U MEAN BY THIS?
...Lokki is the only one for me. <3 xxx
We have such a big and growing family tree.
Congrats on the 1K Wes.
