This post is an announcement of my death and rebirth.
I'd like to start by admitting that I have, in the past, been more than a little, shall we say, assholish towards more than a few people. For this, I apologise, and if I personally offended you, I apologise for this too, unless it's something ridiculous like the Weresheep debacle, in which case sit down.
Now, I know a lot of you bear me grudges for things that have happened in the past or whatever, but I'm asking you to try to move on and let that go. Forget everything you thought about the old Wonderbat. I'm ready to put that behind me, and I'd like it if you all could, too.
So, starting today, I'm a new member, and none of you have ever met me before. None of you know anything about me, and my reputation doesn't exist. Just pretend this is the first time you've ever heard of Wonderbat.
I realize that actions speak louder than words and some of you may not be convinced by such an abrupt change of heart, but I've thought a lot about this and I want the sh*ttery surrounding myself to end. All the pointless flame wars, all the feuds, and all the grudges.
I'd like to take this opportunity to personally extend an extra apology to the bulk of the people who RP in chat, as some degree of alienation has occurred and some mean, awful, vitriolic things have been said on both sides of the fence, but I'm hoping that we can learn to put such things in the past; not just with the people I've feuded with, but with every single member of this board in general. If you've got a bone to pick, throw it out. If there's a hatchet between us, bury it. I'd like to think that we're all grown up enough to forget such petty squabbles, and I'm hoping that you can all be bigger people and forget whatever has occurred.
With that said, I hope to have a long and fruitful stay here, and extend my greetings upon all of you whom I have not yet met.
Ciao,
Wonderbat mk.II
goodgood just don't pull a TUS ok
THIS is what I'm talking about... Good for you Bat.
*devours*
Welcome to the MoFo Wonderbat!
Hey, I'm up for this.
Welcome to the forum! Looks like you just got eaten, no worries though, I've got a plunger just for the job.
Glad to hear it.
~Tobe
Nice to meet you. That sounds like a pretty decent move.
I hope this isn't one of those newbie topics where they post once and never show up again. Seems cooler than the average newbie though.
P.S. PhilTH: I hate Wonderbat she's a n00b
Sadly that QotW is ruined forever =(
But yeah thanks for the welcomes and such.
I liked the old Wonderbat. At times.
Anyhow. I will prefer to think of you as a "reformed" Wonderbat, a Wonderbat who has finally reached his latent potential, instead of an entirely "new" Wonderbat.
I'm still me, just with less assery =)
As long as you don't bow down and swear to play Crush 40 on your PS3 for hours at a time, I'll believe you. Weba? Welcome? Something along those lines? Love to see fights on only things that really matter, which doesn't happen often enough to be concerned about.
Well, this is good. Bravo Batduex! *gives cookie*
I loved the old Wonderbat. Whatever, it's still pretty much the same now, so it's all cool.
well it's good to see that you mean well, so i'll forget about our little "grudge".
bwahaa, at last! *steals your shoelaces!* ^_@
Aww! Wonder is a little newbie again. ^^ To tell you truth, I was sometimes confused with old Wonderbat used to say to me.
Ex, In her music topic in South island,
Sonic candy (Still as a Newbie): Why do I have a funny feeling that everyone thinks I spammer?
Wonderbat: Somehow I dout that feeling is that strange.
Or something like that, Im to lazy to find that topic.
Moveing one, I never hated no one nor like anyone. But a few months ago, I started to think of you guys as a internet family in a weird way. With Acrio being the black sheep uncle.(Sniff)
As long as you and Wheresheep (He been absent sense you two last fighted in the Sonic the hegehog game thread) don't fight anymore, Im more thean happy.
So welcome back, so fresh and so clean clean Wonderbat! Just call me Sonic, Candy, SC or anything but not Son or Sonny. (Throw some candy at him) See ya!
Hey, didn't you get the memo? Were isn't returning.
lol, Susan come here
Who is Susan o.o
Susan is Trudi.
This is haunting. i was gonna say this, verbatim.
No reason to now, eh?
Awww, it's so cute! **hugs newbie** ^^ Welcome to the board!
Seriously, I think it takes a lot of guts to stand up and write out a public formal apology/reformation like that. Good on ya, dude ^^ And besides, this place wouldn't be so much fun if there wasn't a little sarcasm and wit on the boards, ey? 😀
Again, welcome aboard, hope you enjoy your stay ^^
EDIT: YARGH @ HTML >>; **punts it**
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
Yes, a little sarcasm. Hence why I shrunk.
~Tobe
Hey, didn't you get the memo? Were isn't returning.
I looked in his profile and did'et state that he was banned unless if he left in his own free will or I was in my own little world. I thought he just dropped out for a whill.
God, you people leave me out of everything. 
Hey, um, weba Wonderbat! =)
*Narrows eyes* You're stealing my schtick. Only I can pull off that whole "HAHA! I AM REBORN!" thing :3
But you look cuter without the "tool." sig.
Good luck keeping all cool and nice and unprovoking in the future ^__^
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I loved the old Wonderbat. Whatever, it's still pretty much the same now, so it's all cool.
Ditto. Funny as all heck to me :0 Anyway, glad you took this step that you felt necessary. Best of luck.
YAY! I GET TO TREAT WONDER AS A n00b!!!!!
as you are new you dont know me i am you master obay me*
*acrios my master i listen to him**
**and Terg
and anyone who dosent treat me as a noob
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this is SMA and yes i am going to hell... or am i in it already?
"YAY! I GET TO TREAT WONDER AS A n00b!!!!!"
Which, of course, means with the utmost respect and encouragement as they try to settle into our community, provided they co-operate similarly with us, and not trying to belittle them and drive them away at every opportunity, right? ;P
no
^^; I don't know where you're from, but that's the way we treat new people here, so please respect that.
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
You better listen to her, she's a crazy moderator. 
~Tobe
Sagey is THE MAN, man.
I know Susan is Trudi, but Trudi didn't post, so I wondered what Acrio meant.
Is Acrio perhaps acting like Dr Cox?
@ stewie
Yessss
Finals week was almost ruined due to my old roomie bring his copies of Seasons 1 and 2 to watch =)
This is haunting. i was gonna say this, verbatim.
No reason to now, eh?
You were going to say that Wonderbat is going to reform? 😛
How long till I can see you in the local comedy clubs, Terg?
So, apparently a few weeks ago you said I was dead to you because I started RPing again. Now you do too.
You're still my dawg, dawg. <3
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