Am back to unveil most amazing plans! MoFo Burger King am encouraging masses and me Bizarro Bayfield am here to fight water with water!
With help from Sailor Evil, am make portal to Bizarro MoFo homeworld, where Bizarro am ready to come to MoFo World. We am unprepared and going to be pinned to the forum! Am ready for sanity?! Am ready for order?! AM READY FOR THE BIZARRO RETREAT!
Hubadubawha?
Not on my land you don't!
Shoo you crazy bizarro people, our world has no need for your opposite ways!
BRILLIANT!
Well if you can fight fire with fire, why couldn't you fight water with water?
*gasp*
So this is Sailor Evil's latest and greatest evil madcap scheme! I must remain on the alert to see what her true objective is! Maybe she's after the Bizarro MoFo's Reality Locks, or maybe she's using this to cover her smuggling enterprises! Whatever her true motive, nothing good can come from this.
I bet she's doing it for the discount price at Bizarro Land(TM).
Bizzaro MoFo? Is that like an evil version of this MoFo?
Kinda. If i have watched enough JLU that Bizzaro land is a place where nothing actually makes sense where your worst enemies are your best friends and visa versa.
I thought Bizzaro world in the JLU was just a mungy fake version of Superman's metropolis, that Bizzaro protected.
And that only in the comics/Superfriends show did Bizzaro do things the opposite of Superman... neh.
Bizarro MoFo is just the exact opposite of the MoFo. For example, the bizarro OTB would be One False Red or something...
I see. This information is most informative.
I only asked 'cause I didn't know...
I can save us.
WE ALL LOVE YOU BIZARRO BAYFIELD, YOU PRETTY THING!!!
Bizarro logic should do the rest. ^^
So if everyone is their opposite in Bizzaro World, would that make me Sailor Primus?
No, you'd be Biker Unicron.
See, Bizarro world isn't necessarily "opposite" of our own world - it's kind of sideways. Many of the things they do are opposite, but in such a way that it makes one raise an eyebrow.
In the Bizarro Mobius Forum, Bizarro Wonderbat is a wolf-loving, soft-spoken, polite person who is loved by everyone, especially Bizarro Bass and SX.
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Anyway, that's not the kind of backwards they mean. They talk forwards as normal... they just use the opposites of various concepts as opposed to what's "normal" here. Like, instead of on, they'll use off. Instead of true, false. Heck, everyone knows the Konami Code's Down Down Up Up Right Left Right Left A B Select!
Then what would be the Bizarro version of me? (a chao that wears a bandana, weilds a plastic sword and eats poptarts)
This is something that I need to think about...
*goes off to ponder*
I guess in Bizarro land I'd be an environmentalist feminist activist who protests everything, plays nothing but Xbox, loves small children, and wears shorts.
As for Kaze the Chao... You'd probably be a ninja chao who eats Toaster Strudel. I've always seen Toaster Strudel and Poptarts as vicious enemies for some reason. XD
I'd be so cool in the Bizarro World!
Or lame, which I guess would be cool. =/
As for Kaze the Chao... You'd probably be a ninja chao who eats Toaster Strudel.
Never thought of it that way... thanks, ShoeHedgie.