Oft-copied, these holy texts can be found throughout the internet in text form. For eons archaeologists have searched for the original sources of these crude translations. Even the authenticity of the holy texts has been debated.
And now, I have found them.
Wow... Bravo Jeremy. 
F. See me after class!
Crazy stuff. Do you get Texy to do your homework or something? *laughs*
I know that first one's been posted here before, but the second one's new to me.
A sheet of ordinary line paper = $.10
A number 2 pencil = $.50
Scaring your English teacher... PRICELESS.
Poor English teacher...lmao Is this for high school? It was hilarious yet good. The Peruvian story about el Nin~o was neat, it should be elongated and made into a good bedtime story or a campfire story.
Yeh, and good job on your Spanish. Do you know the language?
HidoiKijo
---who ws an English tutor... "I cn feel tt teach's pain!" lol
