lawforkids.org/toons/browse.cfm
Possibly the most amusing website I've ever seen, it's so laughably bad. Here are some highlights
Gopeds! - I AM NOT A CAR!!!
Skipping School - The most epic tale EVER
Cops Bust a Party - They kill the black one, so the 2 survivors drop a cold one to the sink as a sign of respect. Also, everyone's on marijuna and starring into space.
REVOKED! - Surf this site enough and you'll realise every law ends with a REVOKED license.
Also. CARTOONS!!!
TP spells Trouble - $20'000? HOW AM I GOING TO GET A DATE NOW?!?!?!
Crippled kid in the mall - I love how you have to press the disabled sign to open a door. People with legs can use doors too!
School House Blues - One phonecall and a can opener ruin the entire lives of two doped up kids.
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Read the comments after the strip/toon, they're hilarious.
Thank you, Craig. Those cartoons changed my life.
*takes a shot gun and shoots you*
Your right to live has just been REVOK'D!
The fact that something somewhere necessitated the existence of this website saddens me greatly =(
In most of the strips, a black person gets in trouble. Even if he or she didn't do anything. :/
THE SHEER TRAUMA!
I first thought that was an elaborate joke. Now I think its "for real" by someone with a warped mind D:
LMAO
I had to check the site to make sure these aren't fake, because they LOOK intentionally funny. Especially with the 5 panel layout in most of them.
This is by far the stupidest. 1. Curfew?! LOL 2. The stupid cop walks them home but ignores the cigarette smell.
The lesson is, apparently, smoke if you want, but don't let the cops see. That's like one of the few actually dangerous activities that the kids in these strips do and it gets ignored.
Which is even more ironic considering they have anti-marijuana propaganda.
WHASSSUP these cops are really down wit da gangsta lingo yo
And somehow the lesson seems to be: in 5 years, if you're white, your soul will be crushed as you turn into a wage slave who points at charts showing the climbing profits of your company, and if you're black, you're bald and going to jail. Or getting your height measured at a baldness clinic.
But in all of these cartoons, the authority figure is bald. So maybe that poor bald black boy has a future.
Smoking is bad... but only if you're at school
I think it's really funny how they specify @ school in the title.
Umm, what are they doing with their hands in the first panel?
AH! Smoking has caused our eyelashes to mutate into giant spikes and given us an urge to put on massive amounts of lipstick!
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Why do the girls always stand in the same order? Is it so that the brunette is not attacked by bears?
Don't make vague prank calls! Try specifics or it isn't funny.
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The principal obviously lacks confidence and has to constantly reassure himself that he is the principal, even if it means that no one else can see his little desk sign. It's his secret, forever.
I'm with Wonderbat on this one.
The fact that someone out there needs this makes me die a little on the inside...
Oh, dang. This thing is older than I thought. @ Craig's YTMND
I saw that thing last year.
"I must permanantly expel you, you will not be allowed back in school for a year!"
Arizonions don't know the meaning of permanant.
Or warnings by the look of it.
LMFAO @ the ymtd. I doubt anyone will get that though 🙁
