First off, all credit goes to HSW in Elitechat for finding this. Since no one else in the chat would, I decided to. Now here's the link.
CHEST A MINUTE...!
A young Russian man who dressed in women's clothes to sit an exam for his sister was caught after his oversize bust gave him away.
The youth's "unusually prominent female features", and heavy make-up drew security guards' attention and they stopped him sitting the paper.
The cross-dressing chap was trying to help his sister pass a journalism exam at the Moscow State University.
But staff became suspicious about the student after noticing that his fake chest was of "incomparable proportions".
Yasen Zasursky, dean of the university's journalism faculty, said they originally thought the bra was not concealing blow-up boobs but stuffed with cheat notes.
It was only when they took the wraps off and dug deep they realised the owner was a man.
The young pretender was barred from the entry exam and his sister was also struck off the university entrant list for cheating.
What. The. Hell.
Hehe, when I first read through this I found it completely hilarious. "Chest a minute" was definitely the highlight quote of the whole thing. XD
Any comments?
Kudos to the brother for doing the family thang and helping her out. Other than that, they're a bunch of morons for doing what they did and HOW they did it still. XD
The youth's "unusually prominent female features", and heavy make-up drew security guards' attention and they stopped him sitting the paper.
Very observant.
It shows how crap men are at imitating women. Maybe if he'd used sensibly sized padding and less than heavy makeup...
I resent that. I'll have you know I can make a very convincing woman with little to no effort, and I am PROUD.
