Max Capacity: 2 and/or 5 Chinese

"Chinas effort to combat global warming seemed like a good idea until it was actually put into action..."

"Squeeze together, kids. We still have your grandparents, uncles, aunts and cousins to pick up. Then we'll all have some frosty chocalate milkshakes."

"Hey Kids, wanna see me pop a wheelie?..."

...Who farted?

"Either they could only afford one scooter or they're trying out for the Guiness World Record for most squeezed people on a small vehicle."

"I WILL TURN THIS BIKE AROUND if you DON'T stop pushing my package INTO THE HANDLE BARS!"

"...And you'll look sweet
Upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for Five!"

(My first time trying one of these, but I feel a little soul of Dennis Miller brewing in me, so why not)

In spite of the world economy continuing to crumble, Kenji and his family got a surprisingly good trade-in value for their rickshaw.

"They're just totally copying the clowns."

"That's the last time I shop at Hsu's Discount Vehicle Emporium."

" who ever it is,stop touching me there."

I noticed the guy in front has a third arm.