A day early, but I've been slacking, so I'm just glad it's here.
Getting the obvious out of the way:
"So here we have this giant enemy crab, and you attack its weak point for massive damage."
There. You can't use it now. Think of something else. ;P
CRAB BATTLE!
It's like Mom always said: "Eat your food before it eats you."
Meet Fluffy!
The Crabmeat remake for the ultra realistic Sonic the Human was far too hard for its target audience.
"What the hell are you doing up there?"
"I'm just getting to grips with this giant crab."
BTW #106 is correct.
You've got crabs D:
"You have wounded me. I must grow a new claw."
Cookies to anyone who gets the reference!
"You might have a big bag of crabs here, but can you put THIS one in your mouth?"
"CRUSTAECEANS ARE SUPERIOR"
"WHOOP, THERE IT IS"
That's what the crab looks like it'd be dancing to. 
The effects of pollution in action... turns crabs green.
Giant Enemy Crab FTW!
"I was expecting huge boss battles in Twilight Princess, but this isn't what I expected."
"After losing in the primary elections, Republican House candidate Citizen Snips decides to unleash his unbridled wrath upon a small mid-western populace."
"CLAWGOR NEED FOOD BADLY! CLAWGOR USE PUNY HUMAN TO SUSTAIN LIFE!"
