Humanity has officially broken new levels of stupid and rap has officially transcended new levels of complete garbage.
Keep in mind she's only 10 as she raps so eloquently about shaking her tits and Shirley Temples (the drinks, not the actor). Loud music on link.
~Rico
Argh, my ears. The pain. The girl needs to take some more musical talent lessons if you know what I mean. The girl's whiny voice just makes up for the fact that she is doing rap instead of actual music. (Not to knock anyone who likes mainstream rap or anything)
....Rico, I agree. Burn it. Now.
I clicked on the link.
Came back.
Browsed her site.
Came back.
Browsed her site for what could potentially be "information".
Then realized that there was no actual punchline.
This is a horrible joke, Dubs.
EDIT: Wait. I found the punchline! She actually works with and toured on Radio Disney.
Working for Radio Disney is scary enough. Man oh man and I have to hear her all the time since my sister is obsessed with Disney...
She "raps" (God help me) about non-alcoholic cocktails? Man alive. Barely 3 seconds on that site and my own lower intestine shot up to my head and tried to strangle my brain.
I didn't even go. After reading the horror story of Da, it put me right off.
Oh. MAN.
*hides*
It was bad enough with Kriss Kross and Raven! WHY DIDN'T THEY STOP WITH CRRISS KROSS AND RAVEN?!!?! x_____x;;;;;
what the...?
Dear sweet Jeezus.
That is the worst thing ever. Well, one of them.
What happen to the days when 10 year old kids, both boys and girls, thought nothing but play outside and have adventures, still think about cooties, and such? Man, I miss those days...
~Neo
I thought this was drop-dead hilarious.
The only problem is, it really shouldn't be. No, it's not that it shouldn't be hilarious, it just shouldn't BE. 😀
I found the "Fans" section to be the funniest part of the whole site.
10 bucks says it's a joke.
'Nuff said.
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Dear god,
Please make me one of those....
So i can find this B**** and burn her house down.
Love
~Koolkaz
Is it wrong if I find her somewhat attractive? 🙁
Zing a zing zong?!?!
Who else here thinks they were REALLY struggling to find lyrics to go with the "ahem" song.
10 years old you say. That is why she is so painful to listen too!
*Rushes to find some cheese to stuff into ears*
...I can't seem to get the link or song to work. 
Looks like Sarai and Fan_3 have competition.
Get the hot sauce.
*blood shoot out ears*
Sure, burn her house down, blame her for this. I'm sure you guys were all in TOTAL control of your lives and had a firm grasp on ambition when you was 10 years old.
The people who need to be ashamed of themselves are those who abused the childish dreams of a young child, I mean the average little girl wants to become a pop star, and because she has a fair talent, an abusable image and such, she's being exploited, by her parents, by the record company, by the world who encourage this crap, and I promise it will lead to nothing but her becoming a wash-out nothing in the future, she cannot maintain education while doing all of this, and even if she could she'd never enjoy a normal life whoring herself for publicity in such a way.
I had a very very long rant regarding the S-Club Juniors, which I posted on the forum a long while ago and the same spirit applies now, this isn't only horrible for the girl doing this, but it's horrible for society at large. Afterall, you have a 10 year old singing about cocktails (alcoholic or otherwise), looking way too teen'd up in those glamour shots; then you have our old friends the S-Club Juniors (who thankfully haven't been heard from in a long time) speaking about staying up all night thinking about members of the opposite sex in a song called "Automatic High"
Hell, why don't we just remove their music videos and have a test-card saying "PAEDOPHILIA IS OK!"
The music industry scares me, and I feel sorry for those who follow it.
Hell, why don't we just remove their music videos and have a test-card saying "PAEDOPHILIA IS OK!"
Ah craig, your rants always inspire me...
But yes, I can't believe she's 10. She looks about 15 or something, and the S-Club Juniours? They were disastrous.
I really can't believe that her parents allowed this, and I can't believe this girl doesn't have a good set of friends to tell her "this is wrong"
What happen to the days when 10 year old kids, both boys and girls, thought nothing but play outside
Mmmmmm. That went out the window a LONG time ago.
You should walk by a primary school at playtime one day and see what they're doing...
What in the heck have they done to her? X__x; I'm not sure which 10 year old looks older, this one or May from pokemon... yeesh..
I'm goin' to have to agree. I follow the music industry when it comes to rap {I have to actually, otherwise I'm going to feel lost when I go back home and not know what the heck is on the radio}
That is not rap. That is a 10 year old girl trying really hard to "be down wih the sickness" and literally...
I think I have to pay for this computer, that's how fast I spit out my soda in hysterics. But yeah, ok she has a good voice... *snicker* She has the ability to come up with some decent lyrics*snickergiggle* Ok. She really dosent. I'm seeing a girl who has ambition, like Craig said. I just wished she tuned it to a different outlet than this, cause this is what's happening to all music, some parts of it begin algamating with others and turning into these really f***** up hybrids that I can't stand because you simply don't know what the hell to call them anymore.
But the music industry is at large for doing this. Over the last 12 years I've literally watch the market get younger and younger.
Side note: First off, no, Kris Kross actually had talent *Runs before Cooki beats him with a stick for speaking blashphemy*
You had the blond pop sickness when Britney, Christina, Jessica and Mandy all shot out of the same womb like in a perid of 5 weeks. How old were all of they, like 16 when they hit it? When was that, 98? Yes 98, the year of Grandia.
Anyway, we shoot up like 3 years, what do we get? The return of insurgance, now with Dream and that other 4 girl group of 13-15 year olds-who all look like they're 19.
4 more years later, we get who. Jojo {Who, I'm sorry to say-wait no I'm not...she has NO talent. SHE'S NOT DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS.} We get...Ugh..Someone else..Ashley {Well she's older but still, she tried to be different, ends up being the same, only for her genre >> which is turning poppy x_X} And now DvHa? HELL NO. >_O Severly not down with the sickness.
It dosen't help these girls one bit that they're now like 10! and being promoted in this fashion {I hate the website designer for that site btw-literally pissed me off with all the happy campy Java PHP crap on there x_x} In truth, we drive them this way because we continually allow them to exploit themselves like this on order for them to think it works that way. If we were to finally say we hate that type of crap, then they might listen.
But its not gonna work that way, not for a looooong time.
This is happening with boys too, sadly enough. I just heard this group..B5 or some crap, like its the Dominican Jackson 5. They're cool...for campy sex driven 9 YEAR OLDS >_0. It's really horrible, I really wanted to cry for them x_x
..I really want a flamethrower like that *_*
Disclaimer: The following views being expressed here are the views solely based on DL's opinion. Any attempts to try and take any legal action on DL for trying to force his views upon you will be rendered null and void in the court of law.
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when you was 10 years old.
Teeheeheeheeheeheehee
Oh! Um, I agree but I still want to eat her with hot sauce.
Well, as long as she's not bringing boys to the yard...
Though she's a rapper. She must be "gangsta" already.
Good Lord, that music is awful. There are, like, three tracks making the accompaniment to her whiney "rapping". Three. The bass line, the wimpy drum beat, and the occasional synth. Not to mention her whiney "rapping" about the stupidest of stuff. She tries to sound cool, but comes off sounding stupid.
And shirley temples don't have alchohol in 'em. And what is "zing-a-zing zong", or whatever the deuce it was that she said? 
Poor girl. She couldn't have possibly gotten a record deal on her own with that kind of music. I bet it is her parents putting her through all this. Pushing your child is good, but this is just insane.
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Craig: The music industry scares me...
The music industry has scared & disgusted me for a long time -.-
I say...
*borrows Rico's image*
She loves the way they spell "totally!" Very cool!
Omg, that Davey Crocket guy on the forum had to be joking. That was obviously a joke fanmail. And DahV fell for it! >< Or she just decided to play along. Some of the other fanmails weren't too impressive, either... I didn't know people actually talked in newbie-speak anymore.
Even after only that, my ears bleed. X.X
I didn't know people actually talked in newbie-speak anymore.
Where have you been? oO
Where have you been? oO
Apparently not in the low-class areas of the internet. I haven't seen newbie-speak in years.
Oh yeah, and TAI OWNS YOU! Fear my new sig!
OH GOD DIGIMON 🙁
What's THAT supposed to mean? 
Tai is a worthy bishounen!
Bishounen are like girls without breasts and having the addition of manparts.
That's just MEAN! *runs away crying*
Wait, how could a girl not like bishounen? O.o
This topic is unofficially derailed! *maniacal laughter*
Wait, how could a girl not like bishounen? O.o
If she's a lesbian.
And I'm not a girl.
OH! ...I'm sorry! *buries head in sand* This entire time, I thought you were female. XD No wonder you don't have a thing for bishounen.
Carry on, then. ^_^
That's alright. I'm still happy to be your wife. <3
No wonder you don't have a thing for bishounen.
I should probably point out that I swing both ways on the gender vine, so to speak.
I should probably point out that I swing both ways on the gender vine, so to speak.
*gasp* COOL! =D Be my friend NOW!
pmg nooooooooo
We should probably stop going off topic. o.o
btw you need aim
