http://www.stephaniemiller.com/declarationofrevocation.htm
Hear hear! Prepare to become British, MATES! XP
Due seriousness, I love this bit of sattire here, and tip my hat to mr Cleese. Anyone seen this before?
Where do I sign up for the permit to carry a concealed vegetable peeler? 
~Rico
What a wonderfull man ![:]](https://www.lighthead.net/misc/mofo/smilies/biggrinshaded.gif)
LOLZ
Too bad I'm not an American citizen. :p
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
ECKS DEEEE!!!
oh, god, that was hilarious. With the Gnats Urine, and the Kansasshire, and the doughnuts, and the "Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.". Heheheheh.
Oi.
They left out an amendment: "We will dissolve the British music press in favor of adopting the American music press in an effort to increase the self-esteem of the few remaining good bands that were approaching the 'one-year-hate' deadline observed by the British music press."
It's not by John Cleese, but it's definitely funny. 
There's a few American responses on that Snopes page, too...
Ahh.. tripped by urban legend. Ah well. 😛 Still incredibl;y funny, yeah
