I don't have a good enough imagination to make something like this up.
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4531247.stm
A Roman Catholic cardinal and a priest in charge of Vatican Radio have been convicted of polluting the atmosphere with powerful electromagnetic waves.
Cardinal Roberto Tucci and Father Pasquale Borgomeo were given suspended 10-day jail sentences.
The Italian court also ordered them to pay damages and court costs.
Two scientific studies have suggested a field of Vatican Radio broadcasting antennas north of Rome may have caused high rates of cancer in the area.
The first, in 2001, found that magnetic fields around the transmitters were much higher than normal limits allow.
'Electro-smog'
The giant masts beam news programmes worldwide in 40 languages.
A first trial was stopped in 2002 when a judge ruled that Italy had no jurisdiction over the radio station because it was part of the Vatican City, an independent sovereign state.
But that decision was later overturned and Cardinal Tucci, the station's president, and Rev Borgomeo, its director general, went back on trial.
"After so many delays and so much wasted time, today we have achieved an important success which underscores the need to protect people from the risk of 'electro-smog'," said Roberto Della Seta, chairman of environmental group Legambiente, after the verdict.
'Stunned'
Raffaele Capone, who heads a residents association in the Cesano area, said: "We hope that it will be removed from our territory so that we can finally live in peace."
Some residents complained the transmissions were so strong they could hear radio broadcasts through their domestic lamps.
However, Vatican Radio programme director Rev Federico Lombardi said: "We're stunned".
He vowed to appeal, saying emissions were within international limits and "in line with accords between Italy and the Vatican".
The judge said the level of damages payable by the defendants would be set by a civil arbitration body. It could run into many millions of euros.
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I mean, wow, just wow. It's like Italy wants to be the butt of the joke.
Jimro
My Lamp is possessed by ghosts!! No wait.. electromagnetic waves. Cancer card I have a feeling will be played against them as well.
I have nothing to add except that 'electro-smog' is the coolest term I've heard all week. If there isn't already some kind of super-villain utilising it, then I'm deeply disappointed with the entertainment industry as a whole.
This is like something out of a sci-fi movie.
ELECTRO-SMOG VS THE COSMIC CARDINAL! BE IN AWE as EVIL ELECTRIC EMISSIONS are fought against by THE COSMIC CARDINAL and his HOLY WATER HANDGUN!
It has ACTION! It has INTRIGUE! It has ROMANCE! It has SCARY MONSTERS! It has COOL GADGETS!
AND BEST OF ALL, the Vatican APPROVES!!
GO SEE IT NOW!*
*No Protestants were harmed during the making of this film. Filmed on location in Rome, Georgia. There is no likeness to anyone alive, dead or ressurrected; any likeness is purely coincidental or divine intervention. Parish discretion advised.
Instead of a fine and imprisonment, how about they just get penalised with extra years in purgatory?
I'd have belieced "electo-smog" after those black and white clouds puffing away out of the chimney during the papal election - but that's just odd... 🙂
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If there isn't already some kind of super-villain utilising it, then I'm deeply disappointed
Oh, but there is:
Source: oshte.info
Prepare the Evangelizer(TM)! Mu ha ha ha ha ha!
This is a job for Jesusman!
I wonder when these guys are going to do their suspended jail sentences. I wonder if they'll bother.
He's certainly pretty sinister, but I won't be truly happy until he gets a jetpack and a robot army.
