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(@elias5-1991)
Posts: 534
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Alright fanboys and fangirls! It's time for us to renew our dignity and show everyone that we're people too!
I'm a fanboy of Sonic the Hedgehog.
We've been together for a real long time, and NOTHING can seperate us! Not my parents, not my friends, not even the bible!!!

Let's see...I first came out and declared this fanmanship around October of last year. I first came out to my friends, then I eventually told my parents.

Of course, they were petrified and frightened. "OUR SON?!" my father shouted. "OUR SON A FANBOY!? I WON'T ACCEPT IT!" My mother was right by his side, too. Only she couldn't speak, since she was bawling in tears the whole time.

I haven't seen them in a while. I took my Sonic and we ran away from home and moved to a fellow fanboy's house. I've been doing good since then.

Let's hear someone else's story! I wanna know your expierences when you finally chose to put away your fears and call yourself a true "OBSESSED FAN!"

We'll soon prove to everyone else that we should have equal rights and fair treatment!

 
(@spiner-storm)
Posts: 2016
Noble Member
 

I remember when I first came to terms with my fanboy behaviours. At first, I thought it was all right, and expressed my feelings to my friends and loved ones.

But, they told me it was wrong, scolded me. But, I wouldn't listen. How dare they tell me what's wrong with the things I like!

Eventually, they took me to a clinic, where other fanboys were aswell. I introduced myself, and so did the others. Each of them were fanboys of their own different things. Zelda, Sony, Mario, Shadow. It was crazyness. Funny though, because there weren't any fangirls. Management said it wasn't best to mix fanboys and fangirls together.

The process was slow, as they tried to convince me of my ways. But, what would they know!? It would take time, but soon enough, I would know the error of my ways.

And, thus, I was cured of my fanboy ways.

1-800-fanboys-anon (1-800-326-2697-2626) is the way to enlightment!

NOTE: Do not attempt to call this number, because I have no idea what will happen. Although, if you do happen to reach through to Fanboy's Anonymous, well, good for you.

 
(@abac-child)
Posts: 889
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I was in class and my teacher asked something special about me and i said i was obsessed with sonic and she said oooookay and moved along. i felt kind of bad, but i'm not afraid to say i love sonic.

 
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