1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit fies like a bannana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a Democracy, it's your vote that counts; in Feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road, is poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
8. With her new marriage, she got a new name, and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulting the death of Linoleum Blownapart.
13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
14. Local Area Network is Australia: The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
16. A calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that escaped from prison? She is now a small medium at large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches, will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recepies on a knead to know basis.
27. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of defeet.
Anybody know any others?
You sir are a terrible, terrible person and deserved to be punished.
Sorry, but between growing up with my father and reading through Dominic Deegan, I have rendered myself immune to puns.
I find all these terribly amusing because I have love for stupid puns.
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Lexophile
No, Psxphile. Your name does rhyme with it, but it has nothing to do with Lexophiles. You can find out more about Lexophilia here.
i would like to know who decided that "lexophile" is a word
if it's supposed to mean "a lover of words and language", i don't see why "linguaphile" isn't good enough
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"But don't worry, it's just a bump on that information superhighway"
Holy crap I've woken up in 1996.
Some of those are far better than others.
Lessee, off the top of my head...
"After he bought a large ship, the investor went to accrue a crew."
"The Danube is turning yellow because you're a-peein' in it."
That was cool. Stupid puns are great. Please, do more.
Change is good, but $20 bills are better.
The rocking ship made the seasick accountant lose his balance.
King Acorn began searching for a new chair once he found out that his wife had throne out his old one.
After working through the grueling lunch rush, the hot-dog stand operator mustard his strength to make one last dog.
Thanks to a successful sting operation in a French bee-keeper's yard, the honey thieves were captured.
A Korean band will be playing real Seoul music at the Johnson's' party tonight.
The programmer, after years of staring at a computer screen, couldn't C too well.
*Gets shot* Dx
Wouldn't a "lexophile" be a "lover of the law"?
A HINT (Select To Read): the answer to my question is: "Yes, Dirk. Yes, it would."
