The bird kind of "chick", that is.
I have to admit, that's simultaneously hilarious (ha, cool, a four-legged bird), freaky (woah, a four-legged bird), and saddening ("I CAN MAKE IT ON MY OWN!").
I was so interested in finding out how his ass killed him, but they didn't tell me. 
Jee-zus Christ.
Obviously this bird is the first step in an evolutionary chain of disaster that will lead to the human race being wiped out by hyperevolved birds.
Obviously this bird is the first step in an evolutionary chain of disaster that will lead to the human race being wiped out by hyperevolved birds.
Yes, our doom at the hands of two-assed birds is assured.
Awww. He was cute. Too bad they found out he had extra butt the same day he was found dead.
... How can haveing two butts kill you is what i whould like to know.
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Obviously this bird is the first step in an evolutionary chain of disaster that will lead to the human race being wiped out by hyperevolved birds.
Yes, our doom at the hands of two-assed birds is assured.
LAWLZ.
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"He developed two bottoms and I think he got glugged up," she said.
Did anyone else find that curiously disturbing? 
*can't stop laughing and the poor adorable bird* Though I am relieved that it was a bird. I thought a poor baby human was born like that (and yet I laugh at the bird, I am probably a bad person).
- he weighed a "good pound of butter"
Eh, personally I'd say he weighed more like a pound of feathers.
AwwwwwWWWWWWWW.
*pets the cuts little bird in the picture* ;___;
How did it die again? I didn't understand.
I believe the term "plugged up" was used.
~Rico
The centaurs are coming!
they found a dolphin with an extra set of fins recently, too.
it's evolution, in motion!
But in the dolphin's case it's probably the other way round.
Japanese researchers said Sunday that a bottlenose dolphin captured last month has an extra set of fins that could be the remains of hind legs, a discovery that may provide further evidence that ocean-dwelling mammals once lived on land.
IT'S DEVOLUTION!!
best. thread. title. ever.
5) This story ended badly...
4) My extra anus tried to kill me too, so I broke up with her.
3) I've heard of "Ripping somebody a new one," but...
2) It's always that unexpected ***hole that gets you killed.
And FINALLY...
1) "So I told the genie I wanted a cute chick with a little extra in the ass and legs department. Next thing you know..."
OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW lawl
~Rico
So Ultras not getting laid this month?
Hug?
I don't get it...
~Rico
Didn't he announce he had a girlfriend? and
4) My extra anus tried to kill me too, so I broke up with her.
Yeah... Bugger.
There was some guy with like three legs and four arms a long time ago 😯 It was before the time of color photographs so you won't find much about it.
