im am now a new member of the elite boards .. goodbye
This after he/she bumped about 14 topics...
As a tribute to UltimateShadow1337's last few hours on ezBoard, here is a look at his last posts that will surely go down in history...
From the "A Friend and Pot"
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dont do it dude drugs are bad
COMMENTARY: Dude...did you even check out what this topic was about?...
From "A Very SX Kilopost: Now with free gifts to all!
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heh lol
Good job...bumping a 7 day old topic...
From "Well everyone, it's been fun..."
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yeah well im working my way up to 50 ,, im sniper joe now!
...con..grats?...Go spam in 3 more topics and you'll be there! ...btw...that would be a .05k...I was trying to be funny about my .5k ...Really, who cares...If it weren't happening every other day it might be special...
From "any body interested in Burger King? lol"
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thank you all for going COMPLETLEY OFF TOPIC ... good job.
Here's a pointer...when you start a topic, make you read your post as if you were someone else...
To quote one of my buddies AIM Profile "You do realize that whats in your head isnt broadcasted to the entire world, right?"
Well...see ya!
Can I use this on my resume of reasons that I don't want to use Elite?
Announcement:
You do NOT have to get permission to go to Eliteboard. You do NOT have to announce that you are departing the EZboard MoFo to go to the Eliteboard forever. It is all the same community, same people, just different place, and therefore it is silly to say that you have left the MoFo when really, you are only going to the next stage of evolution.
So saying goodbye because you're going to the Eliteboard is like slapping your mom, walking out the door, turning right back around, going back inside and then giving her a hug.
SO JUST SKIP THE SLAPPY PART AND GIVE YOUR MOM A HUG! So much nicer.
Hiro, I love you.
*puts Tibby and Criobun in a dress and hugs them both*
Damnit, for a moment I thought he was actually leaving. I feel ripped off. 
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You do NOT have to get permission to go to Eliteboard. You do NOT have to announce that you are departing the EZboard MoFo to go to the Eliteboard forever. It is all the same community, same people, just different place, and therefore it is silly to say that you have left the MoFo when really, you are only going to the next stage of evolution.
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Any EliteBoard naysayers had better press B, FAST.
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I'd like to say I expected that, but I'd be lying if I said I expected it 1,262 times.
Wow...I hope to The Burger King that you copied and pasted all those B's into Word and just ran spell check...
Craig...You have something against EliteBoard? Things have just got to change dude! Live and Learn!
Well, at first I was going to count the first row on my browser and then multiply, and I actually started to do so, but then I remembered what the point of a computer is: to compute things. So I did a word count.
Never, dang it, NEVER!
Evolution wont ever touch me, I am unchanging as the dying winds blown from the four corners of the world. Neither sea nor time shall ever lay waste upon me, I am eternal, I am always, I am Bayfield!
I should write this stuff down *told that I'm writing it on the forum* I am?! MARVELOUS!
I think Craig's developing a God-complex.
Not that it'll matter in 5 days, when you all abandon me to watch the stars fade into the everlasting night and witness the birth and oblivion of life across the cosmos, alone.
I'm in motion. I am still. I am crying. I am still. I'm together. I'm apart. I'm forever at the start.
Still... I am. *Sheds a lonely tear*
...I think you need lessons from the King of All Cosmos. Maybe he can teach you how to be a Prince!
"Roll on, loser Prince!"
It fits so well! 
Not that it'll matter in 5 days, when you all abandon me to watch the stars fade into the everlasting night and witness the birth and oblivion of life across the cosmos, alone.
Move date's been pushed back. 😮 Ye be having Ez for at least a month more.
I love the Vector Eventually. It never comes ^__^
Man...Wow. I didn't even really care about the top of this topic, but reading Craig's post -especailly the last one, makes me giggle. I have hope now that when I disappear for a while, and come back, we'll still be here and I get to surf the Mofo as the Silver DL once more :O
If that's the case, then I can reach my first kilopost with no worries whatsoever.
Not that I have much longer to go to get there anyways... =/
Craig, why aren't you coming to Elite? This is news to me! Dude, I'll make a super sig for you! Come on dude, don't leave us now! *gets down on his knees* You are such an important part of the MoFo! It won't be the same without you!
Craig </3 Super Sigs ;3
Craig, as much as I would prefer it if you were to register on and post at the Eliteboard, I accept that you have your reasons for not doing so and respect your decision. 
It would hurt his shriveled-up ego. After all, being Elite means he is no longer 'nothing specal'. 
Let him cry. You'd cry too if you where going to be stuck here with me. :3
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Evolution wont ever touch me, I am unchanging as the dying winds blown from the four corners of the world. Neither sea nor time shall ever lay waste upon me, I am eternal, I am always, I am Bayfield!
You evolved from cool Craig to no-nose Craig easily enough.
Wait- Craig has PERSONAL reasons for not Elite-ing? What, did the EliteBoard insult his mother...? o___O
Oh, it is ON! You done gone insult my woman for the last time, Box.
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*stares at you*
I'm starting work on a method to pimp-slap you via the internet. When I'm done, there shall be vengeance!
Good luck with that.
You can do it, Craig! The technology to hit someone through the Internet DOES exist. Just ask Chuck Norris*.
* I'd like to say "Ask the little boy who called Chuck Norris a "n00b" in an MSN conversation, but sadly his face was blown off by a spontaneous roundhouse kick from indeterminable origin seconds later.
I happen to LOVE Tricia's art style. Always have, always will. I may be getting rid of the anthro from my RP characters, but I'll always treasure the drawing she made of my cybornetic echnida and her character playing Dance Dance Revolution together ^_^
Also, is it possible that Craig has evolved beyond the need of a nose? After all, he goes to conventions. Now he doesn't need to SMELL the people! It's GENIUS!
Holy heck, Sak. You're right!
No... seriously. You're right. I spent 2 years working in a very small room with 600+ empty packs of food/drink for my job, alot of that was cheese.
I no longer have the ability to smell those putrid stenches, I'm immune to them.
I CAN EVOLVE! :O
*Decides not to anyway*
I wish I'd evolve out of a nose. Not only do I go to conventions, I go to Dance Dance Revolution rooms at conventions x_X
Join the revolution, Craig! Join the Evolution!!!!
*prevents him from spamming the B button*
*Grabs Sakaki22 and slowly moves him away from Craig*
Sometimes there is nothing we can do...We'll just have to let him go...It's not like we can force him to evolve...
Unless...
WE USE ONE OF THESE!
*takes a Moon Stone out of his pocket and proceeds to throw it at Craig*
*hurls a Jigglypuff to intercept the Moon Stone*
Guuuuuuuyyyys, leave him alone.
If he doesn't want to evolve and would prefer to stay behind and live out the rest of his days ruling over a dead forum, that's his decision to make.
I know... I'm just having some fun...
I was gonna put the evolved Craig on American Idol. u_u...
