(glances at the cloning machine used to create Ultra Shadow 007)

...

(sees the toggle that says 'Good' and 'Evil')

...

>.>

<.<

(writes a third option: 'Bizarro')

...hmm.

(thinks)

...NAH. I'll let someone else be the second Bizarro (Insert Name Here).

(runs away)

So, Bizarro, how exactly do they do "bumps" over there when a good topic goes so far down?

Well logically, the best topics would be somewhere on the back pages, with hardly any replies, and 'bumping' would be somehow removing a post so the topic goes to the back.
But that's using logic, and not Bizarro-logic.

In Bizarro Mofo ALL good topics stay at top of list. Stupid things and off-topic arguements never happen, which am totally shame. I hating way threads always end up as praise Harley, me think that am worst feature of real forum (which mean it am good)

Bumping threads am a weird concept. Bizarro Blue and Samanfur am always posting after their own posts and newbies scream at them not to edit them! Am very hilarious.

Bizarro Mofo am more efficant, with DDS being totally empty and all specific boards talking about the things they should. Admins am do a horrible job there, and am accused of being a democracy all the time by Bizarro James Crownfur and CjTails (who am unhuggable skeleton).

Last week they demanded a ban on boredom in Bizarro chatroom because no one was posting anything at all. Luckily everyone agree with them and think they so smart for making topic in the mess everything up forum.

CjTails (who am unhuggable skeleton).

UNHUGGABLE SKELETON!?!?!?

*dies with laughter at this* XD XD XD

So how am I in the bizzaro world?

Dude.

I have NEVER been SO confused.

Bizzaro Tornadot probably hates all forms of RPGs, Final Fantasy above all.

I love how there is no Bizarro Jin. I'm my own crazy thing. *hugs self*

Me too, Jin. Me too.

Unless we're dead in Bizarro World. o__o