*takes deep breath*
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Here's Group Mission WTF
An evil spirit named Wyclef
Came to the MoFo from the left
And said "STOP RHYMING THIS SONG!"
"I'm gonna take over this place
And shoot the admins into space
The existing powers I will replace
Oh yes it won't be long!" (Damnit, I'm still rhyming!)
When all of a sudden from out of the mist
Came a righteous hero with a gung-ho fist
(And a really anoying ovarian cyst)
Her name was COOKIRINI
She said "I'm just a glory hog
With some random newbies tagging along
So I'll blast this guy back to where he belongs
And then I'll smack him in his knee!"
She would have called Evil WB
to smoke the bad guy out with PiE
But he was too busy being stung by bees
So he doesn't appear in the story
So Cooki had to go it alone
And go into Sue mode just to go on
Because apparently the bad guy had pr0n
Involving sheep in a lavatory.
And so with her brim pulled down low
She went to the evil lair in the MoFo
(if she didn't we wouldn't have a show)
And began to kick some can
Using her S00pur S4yIn 4 powur
She got up to the top of the evil tower
Facing the bady guy she started to glower
"I'll do much worse than ban!"
"I'll tie up your toes and rip out the nails
And sic on your a doll named Tails
And everyone will ignore your wails
But wait, you jerk - there's more!"
"I'll force you to eat turtle balls for dinner
Make you eternally watch Stephen King;s Thinner
While being beaten by Principal Skinner
And I'll watch and laugh at your torture!"
"That doesn't rhyme!" The bad guy cried.
"You couldn't do it right if your tried!"
"Shut up, freak," she replied. "Your hands are tied.
"What are you going to do?"
So she took him out and kicked his butt-a
Until he crash-landed in Calcutta
And he had to call for plane fare from his mother
And then was run over by an ewe.
Then Cookirini freed the admins again
And said "Make me a mod, right now man,
Before I kick Vec in the shin!"
So they made her one - what luck!
And thus was the greatest group mission of all
I hope you readers had a good ball
Because I don't give refunds and don't return calls
Because this is the end of Group Mission What The F......
f.........
OH! WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE!
*flee*
*rapz, yo*
Ad-libbing for the win.
Oh yeah, all that rhymin put a smile on my face.
This thread actually made me laugh. Coolz. 🙂
I got several laughs out of it.
Truly, a Group Mission of epic proportions. And in rap style as well. Bravo!
....can I buy some pot from you?
o.O ::Gives to the raise-money-for-Cooki's-Weed fund::
Good to see my homegirl Cooki representin' the set.
(Seriously, good job)
New York representin'
(seriously though, I thought this was a group mission but what the hey)
....can I buy some pot from you?
*sigh*
Srol, how many times hve I told you, no soliciting from me on public boards! AIM only, every other weekend!
*thwap* :p
That's cool Cooki! n__n
I thought it might have been a GM as well, was surprising no one had told me - then read it and had to laugh.
Good job again, Cooki. ^^
LOl, I almost pee'd myself laughing good job cooki
That's some good stuff you got there, Cooki. ^_~
That was hilarous XD
