Hello, everyone. It's been a while since I've been a forum goer, and I figured that these forums would be a logical choice for me to join. My name's Crash, and I hope to meet some fun and nice, people. Ugh, cheesiness. Forgive me, but I don't know how else to say hello. So, hello.
Hello, Crash, and welcome to the MoFo! Please be aware that we will be moving here soon *coughwhenpigsfly* and we hope you move with us. ^_^ Have fun and be prepared to have you shoe laces stolen. Happy posting. 
I spy with my little eye... a lone newbie in the fields of rye!
*dives into the tall grass unnoticed and scurries around*
*a slight thrashing sound is made as the grass is pushed aside*
*Crash's ears pirk*
*he turns around to see what noise is about*
*grass is seen being disturbed from it's natural stance, and what seems to be a being is drawing nearer and nearer ever so fast*
*Crash gets fear in his eyes and he turns around, running as fast as he can*
*after a moment's time, he stops and turns to look behind him, he seems to have lost the stalker*
*suddenly, quicker than to react, it is I who springs out behind him and devours him whole*
owww OOWW AAAHH SPIKES
egh... uh, welcome to our humble community, have fun, and stay safe! *hiccup*
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The coast is clear!
*Ninjas your shoelaces*
...
*Takes your watch, too*
hey, those are rightfully mine!
*tacklepounces wonderbat, wrestles the shoelaces off him*
Ooh, a fight!
*watches fight, then sees the newbie*
Hiya! Welcome to the MoFo. By the way...
I OWN YOUR SANITY!!!
*steals your sanity*
Enjoy your stay at the MoFo.
*goes back to watching fight*
Hiya, I'm Silver! ...Not from the new game.
Anyway, It's dangerous to do this alone! Here, take this. *hands you a kitten*
Welcome to the MoFo. I hope you have fun while you're here.
Just don't step on me. Chao are fully capable of causing serious injury. :p
*hands you a cardboard box and a stick of chewing gum* ^^
Yo! Nice to meet ya. You can call me SC or Candy. but don't call me Son or Sonny thean people will think im a boy. That hegehog look like someone i know, by the way.
Welcome.
Ahoy hoys 😀
Welcome to the Forum! I hope to see you around, and enjoy your stay.
*gives you 5 bombchus*
*and one lit one*
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Welcome to the The MoFo!!!
** gives you five lit bombs, these explode but somehow you managed to survive the explosion **
Here, let me borrow this from you. >:D
** takes your soul away and feeds your remains to newbie eaters **
Enjoy your stay. >:D
Welcome! 
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*salts you*
Freshmen. *paddles*
oh and BTW EDoN sound curiously like Ebaum...
*pokill*
You're a pilot. Aren't you.
~RiCko
*Crashes the Hedgehog*
...Oops?
I see you're from Marlyad. i'm from MAryland too dude. EMMDEE! REPHRUSENT!
I'd recommend you attempt escape... but no, they've already gotten to you.
Ah well... welcome.
-Jake
Hiya! *pounces Crash and hugs happily before snarfing*
*handcuffs Crash to the forum* >=D
Generic Welcome Message CrashtheHedgehog
~John Taylor
