Hi I'm new here, I'm a big sega fan and this forum is looking pretty good 
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*devours the newbie before anyone else*
Welcome, enjoy your stay, hope ya have fun, all that jazz. 😀
DAMN YOU RR!
*slays*
DARN! Missed again. ;o;
Anyhow, welcome!
There's no such thing as an early bat. So you don't get the worm. Nyah.
You think you're so tough, Wonderbra. I wear people like you for breakfast. >=O
welcome to the forum! *removes your shoelaces as per regulation, presents you with a rat flail* use it wisely! ^^
Welcome to the forum! Enjoy your stay! *gives you five complimentary bombchus* Go nuts.
LOL RR HAS MANBOOBS
Welcome to the MoFo.
You are now a member of the cult.
You can never leave.
*me surronds you in a black robe and a book* no lona opeta komada. *throws you into a pot*. Who wants seconds?
Welcome to our humble abode. Allow me to welcome you personally.
*sics a herd of rampaging ChuChus on you*
Attack, my pretties, attack!!
Enjoy your stay.
🙂
(yeah I'm using it a lot, so what it's funny >:( )
On the contrary.
WELCOME TO RUSSIA. 
Greetings. Welcome to the Mobius Forum, Dante. Beware the resident Commie Bastard/Psychotic Scissor-wielding Madman in the photo, i.e. ME. o.o
EDIT: So I was sleepy and didn't notice the poster's name, and assumed it was you. Sue me.
On the contrary, Crim.
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Hiiiiiin the blue corner, absorbing all ways of life, the mainstream.
Hiiiiiin the red corner, absolutly refusing to be anything less than a complete wierdo, the representitive of contrariness, Criiiiiiiimson!
-DingDingDing- FIGHT!
You are now a member of the cult.
You can never leave.
After all, we never saw the last person who left here come back. *nods*
Oh and hi, I'm Crimson, I don't bite, unless hungry, or asked too...
...well maybe the odd nibble.
HE LIES!!!
Too the newboy/girl
I am ME. You are YOU. There, that's settled.
WELCOME TO THE MOFO, NEWBIE!! I MEAN DANTEVIL!!
I hope you enjoy being here. Just don't make me angry and we won't have any problems, kay?
*smiles with all the chao cuteness she can muster, then graciously flies away... not before she hands the newbie a grenade 
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