Holy wow I'm first to welcome a newbie. This is a rare occasion.

Anyway, allow me to welcome you to the boards in traditional MoFo style (as sadly very rarely happens these days ): *pouncekidnapmarinaderoastseasongarnisheat*

Various other forummers will doubtless be along shortly to relieve you of your sanity and, for some reason, shoelaces.

Anyway, that's that out of the way. I was also at said convention as it happens, although I doubt I met you properly as I spent most of my time there hanging around with the MoFoers I already knew and didn't really meet anyone new. Are you anyone I might recognise from the convention?

*EATS TEH NEWBIE*

Hello. =D I'm another of the UK MoFoers, who sadly you won't have met (check the main Bristol topic below to see why...). But it's good to have another UKer added to our ranks. SOON WE WILL TAKE OVER--I mean, the more the merrier, right? ^^

...<<

~That Tall Scottish Guy (who you didn't meet sadly).

Thanks for the welcome!

Oh, and Nachtos, I fear nothing when it comes to being relieved of my sanity. After all, you can't steal what was never actually there in the first place! You might have seen me there on Sunday afternoon, I eventually became absorbed into the corner collective, sat in Samanfur's little circle o' randomness.

Mwahahaha. Mwahaha. Mwaha. Mwa. Ha. *cough*

*hides shoelaces in the fridge*

Run! Run now!

*sees that everyone else ate the newbie*

*sighs, and contents herself with nibbling his hair*

Welcome! :p

Hi newbie! I'm one of the American guys who wishes he was a British dude, cause clearly the Brits have more fun...

Hello and welcome to the MoFo!

Thanks for the welcomes and, um, chewing and stuff!

Hopefully I won't give anyone indigestion.

Ah, I wasn't there on Sunday, since I had to return to Cambridge to go to a supervision in the morning... except I was so knackered after 20+ hours awake (including several hours travel) on about four hours' sleep that I slept through the damn thing anyway.

Velcome...

Wait. Bristol was yesterday?

BUGGERING HECK

Yay, new recruit!

I'm in the States so you didn't meet me. But you might in 2k9.

Hrowls new challanger!

Another UKian here, but alas like Nuchtpie, I missed sunday, though for me it's because I slept through my alarm, right untill 8 in the evening ^^;

Anyways, welcome to the MoFo, I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay, let me give you a guided tour

Hello and welcome to the MoFo, new person.

I'm another American, and, sadly, I haven't travelled anywhere in years. Not that I mind, though. XD

I'm surprised no one's taken your sanity yet, so I'll be relieving you of it now. *takes your sanity and the shoelaces hidden in the fridge and hands them to ChibiBecca*

Well, come on, someone would've noticed eventually! 😀

Hiya!

I'm an American and somewhat paranoid, so if you meet me IRL, I'll be running because obviously all internet people are scary irl and I shouldn't be in Bristol in the first place.

Or just that I'm paranoid and asocial.

Anyway, Hiya!

Another American greeting you with grace.

See you around the MoFo!

btw, Darkwolfe, that was just wierd. >_<
Who knew foxes wear chonies.

*glares at kaze*

I was supposed to do that...

Anyway, welcome. Since somebody did my job for me, I'll just say, enjoy your stay and beware of anything involving LNR.

You know you love it really R-cutey

And why would a fox be named Darkwolf[

I'm french. Nice to meet you.

Hey whatsup dude? I'm also a newbie. Glad to have you here

And what the hell is with this place taking over my sanity?? Lol I guess I got a taste of it in the chat the other day

*pouncetackles Vulpinity*

This is a pleasant surprise! I didn't get back to North Wales until 1.30am, so I'm sorry I didn't reply to any of your messages yet. 🙂

*disappears into nearest 'phone booth, and tries to manage the best dramatic swooping entrance possible at short notice*

I am Tuxedo Sam! On behalf of the MoFo I shall right wrongs and punish newbie eaters - and that means you, you and...

*aims cane at random newbie eater's nose*

*WHAP*

YOU!

Welcome to the MoFo! In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here and through any gaping holes in the HTML.

Don't feed the hamsters after midnight.

Chasing the chickens is prohibited.

Shoelaces are public property.

Don't accept any dinner invitations.

Please deposit your sanity in the receptacle provided, fasten your seatbelt and enjoy the ride!

P.S. Just so you know, Vulpinity, it's actually HRH Queen Samanfur, the democratically elected monarch of the MF - but I don't tend to use the title very much... *snicker*

*eeps as he gets pouncetackled by a flying Sam*

Ah, hi you! You might want to pop over to Jupp's forum, where I've posted a little run down of Sunday.

*distracts Sam with a large tub of mint choc chip ice cream while he chases a random chicken around*

Unfortunately, I can't place my sanity if the approved receptacle, as I don't believe I have it at the moment. Will a post-it note with "IOU Vulpinity's sanity" written on it in crayon do?

Hmm, if you're HRH Queen Samanfur, then can I use my pedigree name of Grand High Prince Vulpinity Thomson-Smythe III of Wessex?
*pounceflufftacklehugs right back*

Feel free. We have a Count and a few Princesses, but I think that we're missing a Prince. 😉

Random chickens you might get away with. Just leave Camilla alone. You don't want to know why. 🙂

Does Crim count as a prince? Or is he just a lord?

and, for some reason, shoelaces.

hey man what if its velcro?
do we divide by zero?

don't most people stop wearing shoes with velcro at the age of 12

Geo, there are always shoelaces to steal. You just have to know where to look.

It looks like I havn't said hello yet. Uh, well hello!

Wow, lotta posts in not a lotta time. Welcome or something. I'm the admin the troublemakers hate. Nice ta meet cha.

~Tobe

Greetings and salutations! I'm the one whose DVDs (and indeed comments on poll tax) made you feel old. But you're not really. You, me & Sam, we're like peas in a pod - everyone else was a mere stripling

I take my hat off to you and bid you welcome...

DW

Indeed!

We're not old, we're just mature, like a good cheese, only hopefully not quite as stinky.

(Although I must confess my brain must be losing a few precious cells, as I read your post at first and thought it said "Everyone else was merely stripping", which I'm *quite* sure I don't remember!)

there are ALWAYS shoelaces, even if i have to buy them myself and tie them to the person before i can steal them!

*pounces the shoelaces off kaze and gnaws them happily* ^.^ bwaa~

*points at the newbie* you were the guy who randomly appeared and noone told me who you were? did sam lure you back to the flat with the icecream? oo *wedges a cookie in your ear*

I could indeed be that guy who randomly appeared.

And yes, Sam lured me with ice cream. Dammit, she knows my one weakness! 😛

Oooh, earcookie. Yum.

tell me, randomly appearing guy, have you ever trained as a ninja? o-o

Perhaps. I have been known to flip out, and I am indeed a mammal.

But to reveal the true extent of my training would reveal my secrets. Mwahahahaha.

I am the mint choc chip ninja who munches in the night!

Watch out for suspicious wolves in boxers offering guided tours.

Here, take this. *offer a blindfold*

~Don'tsaykinkyDon'tsaykinkyDon'tsaykinkyDon'tsaykinky~

...

Kinky.

~Dang!~

I appear to be late to this topic, but welcome here