Holas Hedge. Inside of this community you will find people... some of them... #>># Some of them will try to touch you.

Please... come into my small, hidden box so you may be safe.

Welcome! Trust Acrio.

Topic Creator, RUN!

GET OUT OF HERE WHILE TO STILL CAN!!! CAUSE THIS PLACE IS RUN BY......

(Is attacked by a lion. The lion drags the screaming body away. Three minutes later, an obviously robotic version comes in)

Metal V2 (with robotic voice): This place is great. You will never leave. All are welcome. All are welcome.

You...had me at "Hi".

Welcome to the MoFo. We are "moving" to EliteBoard "in the near "future" "...

Hi. I'm Wes. Chances are you probably won't get to know me very well, but that's alright. Have fun posting here--I try to, even though it's been about four years and running across several accounts.

I AM YOUR EVIL OVERLORD AND SUPREME MASTER! I EAT BABIES AND I KILLED ACRIO.

~Tobe

Awww, we know your a sweetie really Ric

*pets Hedge* Hrowl there.

Hey, welcome to the board. Have a good time!

DW

Welcome to the MoFo! =D

. Sometimes I wonder if we deliberately want to see if we're nuts in order to get people to stay :O

But uhh welcome...guy/girl! And yeah don't let them eat you.

Hey, welcome to the MoFo, hope you have fun while you're here. Name's Kaze.

Just don't step on me. Chao may be cute, but very dangerous!
Oh, and one more thing... *steals your shoelaces and hands them to ChibiBecca* you won't be needing these anymore. <<

Actually, acting nuts might scare some people away. lol

Wow! Thank you everyone for this warm welcome, i salute to you all!

alright enough with the warm welcomes; GET OUT NOW!!!!!
just kidding

Hiya! *pounce*

Hello, Welcome.

Name's Silver AND I WAS HERE BEFORE SEGA'S SILVER.

Don't mix us up and we'll be fine.

*gives a kitten* Use it wisely!

If you need me, I'll be over there helping outsource Becca's job.

Ahhhh, now I'm in my main account, not my Alt (Maggie) I can greet you properly.

Come over here and be "welcomed"

Hedgeman, a word of advice. Don't trust Rico, he's only been an admin for a short while and he's already letting it get to his head. He's a bad man. BAD MAN SRSLY DOWN WITH ATHOURITYYYY

(Am I only kidding???[yes]??)

Hi. I'm Wonder Von Battenstein Escobar, magnanimous ruler of Canadia.
I'm the ubiquitous forum arsehole around these parts.
So I just thought I'd start things off on the right foot by letting you know that I hate you by default until you do something to lessen my animosity.
This is nothing personal, it's just how I roll.

Dirk, it's time for your medicine.

~Tobe

Hiya, Hedgeman. Welcome to the MoFo. Upon entering this establishment, you forfeit your sanity to me. Therefore...

I OWN YOUR SANITY!!!

*steals your sanity*

Now that that's taken care of, have fun and enjoy your stay. On another note, beware the one with the spork.

Isn't everyone here just so friendly?

Hello there, I'm the guy who doesn't have an avatar or a signature at this moment but you can call me Dreamer of DoN.

Keep your shoelaces (or whatever is left of your shoes) and rest of your persona intact. People really want to have you for dinner.

Back away from the newbie and nobody'll get hurt...

*waves*

Hi, Hedgeman! This is normal, I swear... 🙂