Well, well... a new person.
Greetings and welcome to the board.
(Hands you a paper bag)

Hi dude, welcome to the board.

Welcome to MoFo, beware those who bite ^^.

<.<

...*bites*

(eats the rest) Welcome to the Mobius Forum, read the rules, and please deposit your belonging in the nearest trash recepticle.

(the nearest one is marked: 'TRASH CAN, NOT ULTRA'S')

>.>

Welcome to the MoFo.

A few tips for the newbies.

1. Always feed the foxes.
2. If you stay here for long, you will have no iRL social life...
And 3. Feed me, or I will feed on you.

And have a very SX christmas!

*takes the newbie's shoelaces, presents them with remote control to help them on their travels in the forums here!*

welcome! ^^

*Chomps* Welcome.

Gives the newbie a Polo.

Polo, the mint with the hole!

Hiya! Welcome to the forums. Here' my complimentary welcome...

*sics a bunch of rampant ChuChus on you*

FEAR THE CHU^2!!!

Ahem...

Enjoy your stay.

My little generic welcoming:

Welcome to the Forum enjoy your stay. *gives the newbie 5 complimentary bombchus* Go Nuts.

Welcome to the Mobius Forum. Hotels are ready behind the Gaming Academy if you must put up your feet for a while. ^_^

~T2K

Welcome to the forum. Have fun while you're here.

*hands you some poptarts*

And don't step on me. Chao are capable of causing great injury, you know!

Welcome Sam my man, to the world where your wildest dreams come to liff. We have in this magnificant place beutiful maidens, in all shapes and sizes...and gender...We have powerful warriors, brilliant scientists, awe inspiring artists, often in the same body. We have places to go, things to see, wonders to experience that will knock your supersonic socks off.

But first, you must pledge yourself to me...

You know you want too