Hi there, Marky!
So, you want to know about the forum eh? Are you sure you can handle it? Are you sure you want to be dragged in?! 'Cause once you're in, there's no turning back!!
Still sure you want to know? Then read on...

Erm, it's a place where we talk and stuff. Yeah. Talking. And such.
Basically we're a forum centred around the videogame character Sonic the Hedgehog. You may remember him from such games as 'Sonic the Hedgehog' and 'Sonic the Hedgehog 2: Hedgehog Boogaloo'. That explain why our various sections have Somnic-related names. We can (and quite often do) discuss things like the games, the comics, the TV shows etc.
But we also have various non-Sonic related boards. For example, the Mobius Forum is where we can chat about general stuff, like non-game related shows, politics and various other wacky things that happen in the world. There's also places to roleplay, write fiction and spam like there's no tomorrow!
Really the best way to find out about the forum is to explore. Get your virtual hiking boots on and go look around. No one can be told what the MoFo is. You must discover it for yourself.
A word of advice though. People here pride themselves for their insanity, so watch out! You never know when you might be the victim of some crazed lunatic. And with the high level of crazed lunatics that reside here, the odds are somewhat greater than in the real world.
That's all the advice I can impart on you for now. Well, I would tell you to join me in my quest for power, but there's little point. Those only last about a week (two weeks tops). So good luck, and I hope you like it here.

Oh, and I recommend you acquaint yourself with the history of this place. Then you won't feel so confused when a naked cheerleader throws lemon curry at you.

🙂

thanks allik for the information. it'll be helpful 🙂
and is the humaan shadow one of the lunatics? 😛

Yes, The Humaan Shadow is a dangerous psychopath who must be hunted down and shot on sight.
The Human Shadow however is a fine upstanding citizen who would like to welcome you to the internet.

That's something I forgot to mention. People will make fun of your spelling and/or grammar. Don't take offense, as it's all in the name of fun. In fact, sometimes it's all people have to try and disprove a valid point you've made. Ignore them, and hopefully they'll go away.

don't be silly, i MEANT "Humaan"
obviously.

I can be whatever you want me to. ^_~

The Woman Shadow then?

If that is what you wish. ^__~

(Ugh, I am never making another alt on Ezboard. Took way to long to find an email account I wasn't using...bring on the Eliteboard handles. xX)

oooooo! very sexy indeed! by anychance u wanna come to my flat later? 😉

Ahoys and welcome.

*hides your shoelaces in a safe location*

Ah yes, wecome to the MoFo. I'm SX, SX the Kitsune, but call me SX. I'll help you out with a few pointers about this place. Need-to-know stuff.

1. Always feed the foxes.

2. NEVER let your guard down.

3. Know the definition of the word "polygamy"

4. Never trust Acrio.

5. If you say "Mwah." I will hunt you down and eat you.

6. You'll probably be eaten somewhere in this thread. It's just how we greet people. In fact, lemme show you. *snarfs the newbie*

And 7. Don't let the sailors kiss you.

Good luck! You'll need it...

Welcome to the forum! Go have some fun. *gives Mark his 5 complimentary bombchus*

We're a mixture of people ranging from "illegals" (being younger than 13) to 50-somethings (counting Dan Drazen now posting in Knothole as I think that makes him the oldest) that either like Sonic the Hedgehog (the main attraction), Megaman/Rockman (the other attraction), or the posting environment (usually people that came here originally due to Sonic but aren't interested anymore or are here due to word of mouth) from various countries around the globe, with the dominant two being the US and the UK. Topics can range from out-right silly to down-right serious, while others can begin one way and turn into something completely different. That sums up what I guess can be called the "statistical" nature of the board.

But to truly know the forum, Allik said it best:

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Really the best way to find out about the forum is to explore. Get your virtual hiking boots on and go look around. No one can be told what the MoFo is. You must discover it for yourself.

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thanx to everyone who has greeted me, especially to the admin, whom of which I will obey very much 🙂

MARKY100 HAS GAINED THE "5 complimentary bombchus"!

Well, another person. Greetings, and I hope you have a pleasant stay.

(Looks at everyone else)
Yes, even I get bored. Eventually.

*hunts down coldheart, spork at the ready!*

*hands the shoelaces over to chibibecca*

<__>

*hides under table*

thankyou!

*takes the shoelaces, prods coldheart's quivering backside with her spork, presents the newbie with a TV remote for their protection, zooms off!*

Hola, Marcos Cien. I don't say hi to s much so consider yourself special.

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thanx to everyone who has greeted me, especially to the admin, whom of which I will obey very much

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I bet Red and the other mods are glad to hear it, and as long as you do you are sure to have a good time.

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...bring on the Eliteboard handles

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Yes, handles are one of the things I like about the EliteMoFo.

=o!!! my shoelaces have been ruined!
and yet again, thanks to everyone who has said hi to me 😉

HEwo. U R NOO-WE R NOt-WE FILL UR SHOES WITH SNOT
LOOPLOLOZLOLZOKOKZOZ

Just kidding, we're mostly friendly. Hope you have a good time here.

*crashes in through a window armed with a SOCOM pistol and grenades*

Hello and welcome to the forum. Pleased to meet you and hope you enjoy being here! Good day.

*leaps out through another window, breaking glass*

this insanity turns me on ^____________^

*has a .50 Desert Eagle out, pointed to the ground* ...Uh...Okay? You and Acrio will get along juuuust fine...

Hiya! Welcome to the MoFo! Here's another welcoming rite, courtesy of moi...

*sics a herd of rampaging ChuChus on you*

Attack, my pretty mices, attack!

Enjoy your stay!

*kisses you*

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7. Don't let the sailors kiss you.

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To late, SX ^~

*pull out handbook*

The Sailorness disease:
Usually passed by kissing, coughing, or just plain being around a Sailor, you will most likely, for a shot period of time, be turned into A Sailor-moon like Female, unless you are already female, of which you will most likely be uneffected. Shortly after being turned into a Sailor, your body will reject the disease, and you will split into two entities, you, and your Sailor Form. Your Sailo Form is Named by taking a part from your personality, or from a fact about you. Sometimes, Reject Sailors Are Made out of thin air, such as a certian Sailor (meat that comes from a cow)y(singular of men)

*closes book*

*blows a kiss to you* Welcome to the board!

Hello. I'm TUL. *sigh* I'm really sluggish today...
*slowly gets out cage*
*slumps for a while*
*cages newbie*
*throws tablecloth on top of the cage, complete with table settings and whatnot*
I really don't feel like eating you right now... You're infected with the sailor disease, and I don't want to catch it. Just yet anyway...

*takes some sugar pills*
*sugarrush!!*
Hi, have fun, don't make large unnessecary run on sentences or else Sailor Grammar will come after you, and don't take too many of the sugar pills.
I'm a hypocrite. Yeah, so enjoy the sailorness that will follow the contraction of the disease, since... It's all sailory and if you're lucky, you'll get your own transformation scene.

You should always trust me.

That is the face of someone whose lap you should sit on! =D

Trusting the Acrio? THE Acrio?
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Sorry, can't help you here Marky.
<----- *TUL is shaken for not fully trusting THE Acrio*

whats that acrio doll? u trying to say something?

Holy crap.

That made my heart skip a beat.

o_o
The Acrio Doll is back. That's scary. I'm never going to leave my house again past midnight and before daybreak, lest I run into the Acrio Doll and do what the marquee says.

*appears in a puff of purple smoke to thwart the evil-doers*

I am the terror that flaps in the night!
I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus!
I am... Darkwing Duck!

Greetings, innocent citizen and welcome!

*rescues M100 from the cage and disappears into a puff of purple smoke once more*

DW

i used to watch darkwing duck, it rocked

How do! Welcome, welcome!
Welcome to this factory of fizz!
Welcome to the pop emporium!

Rescued already. You have done well.
I hope Darkwing Duck will return to save me from myself!
Have fun!

WELCOME NEWBIE! I'm supershadow70, that unknown guy that writes things and then seemingly kill the topic(After I post, it seems that nobody else does).

But you know what doesn't kill topics? Smoking... and roleplaying. Which you should do(roleplayin, not smoking)...right now. Go to the Roleplayers Guild...and join my roleplay...and we can take over as father and son and bring order and balance to the roleplayers guild.

No, but seriously. Welcome and have fun...and don't take Geo seriously. He's a good guy but may get on your nerves(he makes me mad alot). Oh, and if you ever go to Carnival Island, and Wonderbat comments on your work, it's CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. He's trying to help you get better.

So yeah...have fun.