Weelll I saw you in chat so you know me and such and whatnot.

And, if you are a girl and not some 40 year old middle aged man in alabama trying to have cyber sex with us, well I just wanna warn you that every single pathetic f**k here is gonna act extra polite with you and try to flirt.

*Hands you a taser, and a pamphlet on "No means No"*

Good luck!

*scoots next to you* hey baby have any plans to night *devours you whole*

Is that like, a criminal offense here?

If it is, quite a few of us are criminals then :3

Hey there, hope you enjoy your stay here at the MoFo. And have a merry Christmas while you're at it. 😀

~Shadowed Spirit Sage

The only person I'm truly scared of is stairmaster.

Is his behavior...normal? >_>

Na, this behavior is considered toned down compared to the rest of the forum. It gets much crazier. :p

Welcome to the MoFo! Deposit your sanity to the box on your right.

EDIT: And you might want to check out the Eliteboard since the whole forum is going to be moving there soon.

Oh, really? Will I have to reregister and shizz?

This sucks. T_T I picked the wrong time to come, I suppose.

Not really. We still got a month or two (I believe) on this one.

And EB's registration is less of a pain than Ezbarf's. The only stuff you need to enter is a username, password, and an email address.

Welcome to the forums, I guess. 😡 I am incredibly...well, not talkative right now for some reason. I dunno. But anyway, seeing as I may as well go through introductions while I'm here, I pretty much stalk the chat through the day (that is from about 10am in the morning to at least 10pm at night, given that it ain't a school day). That said, that's running off GMT, so adjust times accordingly. >> Otherwise you'll see me posting around the forums wherever I feel my opinion to be relevant or whoring the Whoever Posts Last Wins thread in the SPA.

As a side note, I wholeheartedly endorse signing up for Eliteboard. Seriously, that place is better than an eight cow woman.

For instance, check out the Spam Protection Agency. You'll probably never find another forum where spam is so wantonly encouraged.

Welcome to the Mobius Forum...and try not to cross the BMFH. >>

Woah woah woah.

What the heck is an outside world? oO

Welcome to the MoFo.

A few tips for the newbies.

1. Always feed the foxes.
2. If you stay here for long, you will have no iRL social life...
And 3. Feed me, or I will feed on you.

Oooh, you're female. Have you met my four wives?

Ho ho ho. Welcome, Zei. Watch your step...

ah, another newbie. ^^

*takes her shoelaces, presents her with 23 sharpened AOL Cds to defend herself with!*

welcome to the forum!

Welcome to the forums. Let me give you my traditional welcome...

*sics a herd of rampant ChuChus on you*

FEAR THE CHU^2!

Enjoy your stay!

Welcome welcome! We welcome our new forumers....myes...welcome them well.

Enjoy your stay. ^_^

~T2K

Hmm.

Welcome again. If you should join us in CHat, please feel free to ask me about anyone or any feature.

Same with the board.

My IM S/Ns are in my profile. Just click my name.

See, Zei?

The prophecy has been completed, and goes on.

Welcome to the Forums, Zei. Enjoy your stay. Go to the SPA now. You'll never go back.

Welcome, Zei!

*nibbles on your hair*

....Oh. Sorry. It's ok. I am female as well. 🙂

*continues nibbling*

And....Merry Christmas. :3

Well, well
Hello, new girl. Have a platypus.
And don't worry... the forum's been moving "in a couple of months" for over a year.

Welcome to the forum, Zei a.k.a New Girl!
Don't worry, I'm female, too. And a chao.

Just remember not to step on me. Chao can be very scary. And inflict serious injury.

*hands you a box of Poptarts*

Have fun here. ^^

Zei...I recognise you from Chat once...I think...

Anyway...*SEDUCE*