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I am not making a kilopost.

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(@Anonymous)
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You know what?

Screw this whole kilopost thing.I mean really, what is the point? Does anyone really need to know what your post count is? Does it matter to ANYONE? Couldn't we all just live our lives perfectly fine without post counts?

So you know what? I am taking a stand. I will never, EVER make a kilopost for ANY xk amount of posts.

It's all a stupid attempt to fluff your internet plumage and show who's got the fancier gimmick or the more scantily-clad ladies. Well, to hell with all that. I am not making a post for announcing my 1000th post. ever.

As a matter of fact, I think we should all follow the SPA's example. The denizens of the SPA are perfectly happy in their bliss, never having to worry about who's been here longest and posted the most nonsense.

Come on people, take a stand! Throw off the shackles of the almighty post count with me, and perhaps one day our children will live in a world where they will not be judged by the number of their posts, but by their content.

QUALITY OVER QUANTITY!
QUALITY OVER QUANTITY!
QUALITY OVER QUANTITY!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

 
(@hypersonic2003)
Posts: 5035
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...and show who's got the fancier gimmick or the more scantily-clad ladies.


Whoa...you have scantily-clad females?! I haven't gotten mine yet. >_> Anyway congrats on your non-celebratory kilopost. <_<

 
(@harley-quinn-hyenaholic)
Posts: 1269
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I had to make my own scantily clad females.

*points to signature*

If anybody wants to talk with Mirage the Hedgecat or Breech Loader for a nice, friendly shag, they're welcome to contact me - I mean, them with my IM address.

 
(@rico-underwood)
Posts: 2928
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You know you have all the finesse of a drunken hippo?

~Rico

 
(@hypershadow77)
Posts: 1402
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then why didn't you just post this whole topic on your 999th post?
instead of making a topic that is exactly like a kilopost topic.

 
(@tornadot)
Posts: 1567
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Irony is at work here...

 
(@mike1204)
Posts: 1334
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Satire: trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly

=P

Congrats, Wonderbat.

 
(@steebay31)
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I have no idea what you are talking about, Wonder.

 
(@troophead_1722027877)
Posts: 193
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I am not making a post for announcing my 1000th post. ever.


That's good. Kiloposts are stupid.

 
(@john-barrett)
Posts: 100
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Pfft, you poser. I haven't even had my one-thousandth post yet; I keep jumping accounts so that I never reach it. Take a hike, you bum.

 
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