Your lack of posting the log is unsatisfactory.

I bend my knees like all classy boys

We have knees for a reason

I feel so ashamed

Log:
Justdaja (7:07 pm): I have long toes
Justdaja (7:08 pm): just thought Id share that
Eathearts Mongoose (7:08 pm): Are they like long as pencils
Justdaja (7:08 pm): no..but thay can pick up pencils ^^
Eathearts Mongoose (7:08 pm): Mine pick up my backpack
Eathearts Mongoose (7:08 pm): It hurts sometimes
Nuchtos (7:09 pm): I pick up all kinds of things with my feet
Justdaja (7:09 pm): eww o.o
Nuchtos (7:09 pm): It's easier than bending down
Justdaja (7:09 pm): you have like..super human feet..o.o@ Acrio
Eathearts Mongoose (7:09 pm): It is naughty how some people cant understand that @ Nacho
Nuchtos (7:09 pm): I can't imagine it's that hard
Nuchtos (7:10 pm): I just picked up my bag with my feet just now
Nuchtos (7:10 pm): Clearly I have super human feet also
Justdaja (7:10 pm): I dont got a backpack
Patch (7:10 pm): omfg superpower=supertoes
Justdaja (7:11 pm): Well..acrios are more super and more human
OTB (7:11 pm): yay I just picked up my bag with my toes too.
Evil Tails (7:11 pm): yayz for toe power
maybe we need some toejam
Nuchtos (7:11 pm): That said
Nuchtos (7:12 pm): If I absolutely must pick something up off the floor with my hands instead of my feet
Nuchtos (7:12 pm): I usually crouch rather than bend over
Eathearts Mongoose (7:12 pm): I never bend over
Eathearts Mongoose (7:12 pm): It is a sign of weakness!
Justdaja (7:12 pm): lol
Nuchtos (7:12 pm): Or occasionally balance on one foot and tilt forward like a lever
TransFAN92 (7:12 pm): I tend to crouch down on one kene and pick something up
Patch (7:12 pm): lol
TransFAN92 (7:13 pm): mainly because its mostly in my guitar room, and thus i have my guitar on, making it hard
bend over and not hit something xX
Nuchtos (7:13 pm): I am naked right now

i usually crouch because bending over is awkward

i'm not very adept at picking up objects with my feet, especially if i am wearing shoes

Something seems wrong here. Acrio are you getting the vibe that something is amiss?

I feel so sad that i wasn't present for such bending over in the chat

people dont like it when i bend over my pants slip down and my auxiliary pants show. then they see my auxiliary pants and they screem and run the other way...

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i did not believe your choice of wording was preferable so i spanked your auxiliary pants into place ~ HSW

Well sma, either don't wear your pants at your crotch or wear a belt. As for me, I tend to kneel, as I don't like to bend over, and crouching bothers my back.

I usually do some sort of rude gesture to people I know if they're either bending, crouching or kneeling.

If they're bending over, I walk up behind 'em. If they're crouching or kneeling, I'll walk up in front of them, put a hand on their head and say "while you're down there..."

i didn't think sma was the kind of person who would say "auxiliary"

holy @#%$ what the hell happened to quick reply

You don't bend over because I haven't BENT you over, yet.

~Tobe

The hinges are there, OIL THEM

*another silly phrase with hidden meaning*

~Tobe

If you're the sort of person who remembers unimportant things, you may remember that I have two metal rods in my spine. If you aren't, then I just reminded you so you're now on even footing with those who are.

Obviously, this makes bending over difficult and painful. In PE, when kids would bend and touch their toes, I could just about reach my knees.

Frankly, I don't need to bend. Crouching, kneeling, or asking for help usually does the trick.

By the way, [insert innuendo here] haha i said insert

telekinesis

hehe, you said tele.

[Insert comment on topic here]

Good job, Aeva.

So Aeva made a comment about being ashamed when bending over?

~Tobe

I use my psychic powers to pick up things of course....

...what? why're you looking at me like that?