So anyway, I came home the other night in someone else's car and we parked in front of my own car on the side of the street. The person asks me how long I've had that big dent in the side of my front bumper.
Wait, what? Dent?
So I get out and examine it, only to find, lo and behold, there is a HUGE ASS dent in my car right beneath the light. Lame, isn't it? But then that same person tells me I oughta put my license plate on in the front. I'm like uh, I HAVE a license plate there, only to discover - WTF, SOMEONE STOLE MY LICENSE PLATE AND ITS HOLDER TOO!
See, I can forgive an accident, and the dent in my car can pretty easily be popped in place (I think.) It looked purely cosmetic. Then it dawns upon me - the dent is on the entirely wrong angle. No one could have backed into me - there's not enough damage for it to be that, if that makes sense. And if someone just bumped the side of my car, why the hell did they have to steal the license plate too? (Which, I might add, is about a foot away from where the dent is, so it's not like it accidentally FELL OFF.)
Someone deliberately hit my car and stole my license plate. Huh? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I live in VALENCIA, for chrissakes - it's all upper class rich snobfaces. Of ALL THE STUPID CARS, mine was the only one that got screwed, yo.
The car is brand new. It's not even six months old yet! Who the heck stole my license plate, damnit?!
I'll kill them when I find out >_________>
*plots*
Seriously.
The worst kind, of course, are the anomynous idiots simply because it leaves you without any means of directing your anger at anyone in particular.
The license plate theft baffles.
I hope you reported this, in the UK people have been known to go around taking license plates to effectively 'clone' your car and carry out illegal activities. So if they go around speeding or dodgey parking for example, the fine ends up going to the original owner, and they get away with it scott free. The biggest problem that occurs is here in London where people clone/take car plates so that the can get through the Congestion Charging scheme free.
I knew a guy in highschool that was the target of jocks doing that kinda vandalism crap for fun. We all found out which ones and repainted their cars with full-auto paintball guns.
Yes, hottest part of summer and we nailed them at like 3am. Jocks lay dormant for most of the morning drunk so he probably saw it around mid afternoon, AFTER the 106 degree heat had baked the paint into HIS paint.
~Rico
Geez, people are such jerks. Life is cruel thing, ain't it?
~Neo
I always keep a stack of these in the glovebox:
Oh, how I could rant on and on about the situation down here in "paradise," from parking, to the cruise ships, to the developers, to the dribbling tourons clogging up the streets and wasting everyone else's air ("touron" = tourist + moron). But it would be quite long and most of it incomprehensible, so I'll spare you all.
Suffice it to say, living down here has done nothing to increase my love for humanity (quite the opposite, in fact), and I sympathize with you about the car.
BTW, Cyc, I need to print out some of those cards for myself.
Man thats just wrong. I have some retarded friends who do stuff but they'd never do that. If anything they'd spray WD-40 on my doorhandle...for reasons I don't know. o.o XD!!! @ Ckye's card
Well you can do the all mighty back at someone who screwed you over like this.
First, find out if you can open the gas.
If you can, your in luck. Put 3 marbles down the pipe and let that sit in there.
Or heres the worst, put apoxy glue on the threads of the gas cap and screw it back in. That sucker ain't coming out!
I have more, but if you wanna here them, just post here!
~kaz
People totally suck man.
