You see, I have this friend.
He's a good friend, and I've known him for a lot of years. However, this friend has a secret, something I never knew about him, something that could destroy our friendship forever...
...He thinks Yes are better than Rush.
Now to you this might not seem like a serious problem, but that's because you do not understand the gravity of this situation. This is like being a devout Catholic and finding out your friend is a church-burning satanist. This is like being a mongoose and finding out your friend is a snake. This is like being made of matter and finding out your friend is made of antimatter.
So, the problem I present to you is:
What can I do about this situation? Should I attempt to indoctrinate him into the proper way of thinking and return him safely to the fold, or is it too late? Will he have to be destroyed? I really need some advice on this issue.
Summon Craig Bayfield!! 1 OP, 45439867496759 DP points! Immune to Yes! Indoctrination level 10, super weapon: sweaty underwear autographed by Alex Lifeson!
BOOYA!
*slams card on table*
.......
And I tap my remaining mana to summon a chicken to peck your friend's eyes out.....just in case.
I lay down Neil Peart in defense mode!
Friend or no friend, he has to die, or suffer a Clockwork Orange style videomontage with those devices to prevent him blinking. All 5 DVDs. Stage Left, GUP Tour, ASoH, Rio and R30...
Then find the scrapped Different Stages DVD and make him watch that too.
Repeat until rehabiliated or dead.
Eh, it could be worse.
He could be emo.
why yes, yes you do.
In other news, just kick him around a bit.
