*steals your shoelaces, brushes the salt off you and hands you a potato masher to defend yourself with*

welcome officially to the forum, then. ^^

I would type out this long thing about how I went and licked the salt off of every inch of your body but It'd be quicker to just eat you. *do*

(cleans kaulimus)

(then eats him)

Yum. Welcome (back) to the Mobius Forum!

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Likes: ...a good story.

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That wouldn't happen to be an RP would it...?

Hey bud, I'm Wraith, the (or rather ONE OF the) official board RP addict(s)^^

Hope you pop in the Guild sometime, as I rarely leave there, so I may never see you again otherwise.

I'm usually a newbie eater but we had fish and chips for tea so I'm not hungry now.

Welcome and have fun, and feel free to become part of the board's atmosphere, which can best be described in one word:

Wraith

Okay, so let me get this straight:

Acrio ate Lil' Kaulimus here, then Ultra tried to eat him, but to do that he would have to eat Acrio. So... uh...

*Eats Ultra, who ate Acrio, who ate Kaulimus*
I love the food chain.

Nice to meet you all!

Good to be here. Granted, the salt-licking comment was a bit creepy, but I can't truthfully say I wouldn't have enjoyed it...

Er-hem...

So yeah. Nice to meet you.

O_O;;

YEEEEAAAAAGH!!!

*dives in multiple stomachs and grabs him out*

...that's... three this week, I think. and like, five this MONTH. o.o

I'm on a roll!

*replaces potato smasher with potato smasher 2.0: Now with Ninjas!*

*and gives you an official ninja lightsaber*

*and sheild*

*and armour*

*yes, armour*

*because it spells old-school that way*

anyway, I'm like wraith, you'll see me alot in the RP guild. ^_^
Also, I visit the spa more than can be healthy, and visit Car isle when I want to. Here, I go for my main job, saving people like you from people like...

them. *points to the people who tried to eat you*

Oh, right.

*pulls out car key, pushes button*

Newbie: *woop-woop*

Technology rocks.

Well hello there^^

Welcome to the boards, I'm sure you'll have a nice time, I'm Crimmy, and I'm your new master.

*boxer hypnotism GO!*

You said you were 18 today, right? o.o
Happy Birthday, and welcome! ^^

Welcome and happy birthday. I myself never made a welcoming topic when I came, since I didn't know there were any other forums aside from South Island. ^^; Hope you have some fun around here! *gives you some bombchus*

Hiya!

Hiya! Welcome to the MoFo. Allow me to welcome you...

*sics a herd of rampaging ChuChus on you*

Enjoy your stay.

Hello welcome to the MoFo.

You've gone through enough young one.

Wraith, duuude! We need to make, like, a poster or something for us to use for advertising the Roleplayers Guild! Don't know why I got that idea, except maybe how wonderfully you are doing at advertising the Guild before anyone else can try to sell any of the other forums to newbies. A poster or something would be a sweet way to enhance the campaign.

Oh and hi Kaulimus.

ROFL Terg...that's an idea!

I just have a one-track mind though, that's my problem lol.

Wraith

Hmmnnn... more people to say hello to.

HELLO!

Location: Illinois (I live in a clearing amongst the corn)

Don't diss it or i'll cut you so bad your pappy will bleed to death

Whoa, Geogwe! We are brothers of the corn.

Corn is good.

And hi.

Hola Kaulimus. And Happy Belated Birthday. *Hope you stay here long time.

*in japanese woman accent* >_>

rofl @ silly newbie eating tradition.

Hello there, young padawan. Call me Billy Bob.

Dude, Geo, at least put an emoticon or something after the threats. That's what gets people into trouble when they're taken too seriously.

And I'm actually in Illinois too, it's nice to greet a fellow Illinoisan.

You're doomed, I tells ya! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!

HAHAHAHA(etc)HA!

You cannot stand against us! Gather teams of all skills from around the world, in Speed, Power and Fly Formations, then face us and defeat us with all teams to get the SPECIAL ENDING!!!!

Don't worry, Tergonaut, I didn't take Geo seriously. I don't take anything too seriously...

Shall the three of us join hands and sing the Illinois theme-song?

...Does Illinois have a theme song?

Well, newbie....
I was the head of an organisation that appears to have dissolved. However, we used to do stuff like this...
(Bakes newbie into a pancake, inflates it then has it stepped on by an elephant)

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Dude, Geo, at least put an emoticon or something after the threats. That's what gets people into trouble when they're taken too seriously.

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But the thing is, we never know when he's serious or not.

Seriously, though, take it from me. You never know when you'll be talking to a tightwad. (:P THERE IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT YOU BLOODSUCKING LEECHES?!)