That's right, I'm back! Again! And... hell, you saw the first post.
For the people who used to know me... well, you never forget somebody who tried to breast-feed in roleplay.
And those games we used to have, finding out if there were any words that weren't censored by chat...
And all those times I said stupid things that were as good as the stupid things the actual friends of the Admins said...
Let's find out if I'm back to stay, shall we? Or shall I just head back to the SSMB, fluffy tail between my furry legs?
Someone get my shotgun.
I'm going furry hunting.
Is that all you've got to say to me, Wonderbat? After all this time and when I'm being sexually harrassed in RP while I'm writing this?
Still, you have proven something to me - the MoFo is STILL one hell of a fun place for me to get @#%$ on!
yay the prodigal daughter returns
Leave my skin alone. 
Welcome back ^^ I've been curious as to where you've been for all this time.
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
Hey, just because I think Shadow's hot doesn't mean I'm female! When did I ever say I was female?
And don't worry, your legs are safe from me, Turtle Guy. I like long, slightly diabetic legs, like Shadow and Sonic, and hell, that new guy Silver is pretty hot too...
Welcome back Harl! *hands you a grenade in the shape of a naked Shadow*
Blow something up with it or keep it as is, you decide!
Weba Harley!
So YOUR the infamouse Harley Patch (In a weird way) and someone-I-can't-put-my-finger-one-right-now Mentioned. WAAY before I join here amd the E-barf attack, I saw quite a few of your posts here.
Yo! My name is Sonic Candy. You can call me SC, Sonic, Candy or Catgirl. But NEVER Son or Sonny. Got it? Good.
Other then that, welcome back! (Hands you Candy)
See ya around!
Hey look someone returning I actually remember ever so slightly. Weba.
Weeeeeba Harley. <3 The minds of children had been too safe in your absence. *snaps on a latex glove*
Oh dear... Well, I guess we WERE running low on breastmilk and armies of men with erections.
~Rico
It certainly hasn't been the same without you!
**looks up at Harley, tears welling up in his eyes, and buries his face into her chest**
WHERE DID YOU GO!? YOU JUST LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING!! ::sob::
When you're on a message board like this all covered with posts, you forget that there's a world outside. Nothing amazing happens here. And you get used to that, used to a world where everything is ordinary. Every day we spend here is like a whole lifetime of dying slowly.
But now Harley is here. That's how I know... there really is a world outside.
MoFo
Someone get my shotgun.
Shoot 'em in the 'ead, CJ! TV sez you got'sta shoot 'em in the 'ead!
Holy slag...she's alive!!
Welcome back, Harley. I thought you had fallen off the planet. Where've you been?
So, I guess HPA now has a cohort.
Wow, well, hello there, Harl, how have you been I've been wondering where you scurried off to!!! Welcome back Miss Hyenaholic!!!!
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Hey look someone returning I actually remember ever so slightly. Weba.
Ditto for me! Though I actually remember Harley quite well; it's like a long lost relative, that you've spoken to but didn't really know all that well, suddenly reappearing at a family reunion!
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YOU! I thought I got rid of you with the giant breast milk-drinking squid!
*shakes fist*
I'll get you yet!
*disappears into the shadows*
Oh snap, it's a Harley. o.o
Topic Creator, RUN!
GET OUT OF HERE WHILE TO STILL CAN!!! THIS PLACE ISN'T THE WAY YOU REMEMBERED IT! CAUSE THIS PLACE IS NOW RUN BY......
(Is knocked out by a taser. Two big guys in suits carried the body away. Three minutes later, an obviously robotic version comes in)
Metal V2 (with robotic voice): This place is great. You will never leave. Welcome back. Welcome back.
Trying to scare Harley away... yeah, that'll almost work.
Wow, I'm actually missed! This is so great!
*sniffles happily*
The reason I buggered off of course was because the MoFo started to move to some other place. I couldn't work out what Vector was up to, splitting the foruim between two places. Okay, so Ezbread has its buggers, but still...
This place makes me feel even more sexually active than usual again. Oh, I met all my best Internet friends here...
The Eliteboard move is still going to happen, just not for a while.
Welcome back Harley. 
Yeah, we won't really be moving for a Vector eventually. At least we've gotten another veteran back since the EzHack!
Ha...moving... We'll do that when I finish my kilo song ...
Weba!
A HARLEY APPROACHES
And I think Psx's post deserves more applause than the breast-feeder. o.o
Hmm...there must be a compromise.
...
*dresses Rico as a Shadow and throws him at Harley*
VENGEANCE IS MINE! *flee*
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Ha...moving... We'll do that when I finish my kilo song ...
O ye of little faith.
I QUOTED THE BIBLE TIME TO FLAME ME!
So Bye, bye this here ezBoard die
Server Maintenance is for wankers
Vec, we're ready to fly
We've made our sigs
And kissed EliteBoard hi-hi
Singin, this took Vec an e-ter-nit-ty
this took Vec an e-ter-nit-ty
I don't know if the move would help or hurt the song... hmmm
Move? What is this "move" that you all speak of?
A myth.
*washes stewie's mouth out with soap* oo
I QUOTED THE BIBLE TIME TO FLAME ME!
I thought you quotes Mallrats.
What was this EzHack people palk of? It sounds like I buggered off just in time, eh.
Harley!
Where on earth have you been? Your caustic wit and unique presence were sorely missed.
Welcome back 
have you really been gone that long?
In May '05, the ezboard network was hacked. A lot of topics were lost. That's why our archives are pretty much gone.
Ezhack: Somebody hacked ezboard and erased pretty much everything, not just from this board, but all ezboard forums. Almost all topics were lost, posts had the writing (this post is missing and cannot be restored) and there was an annoying blank last page bug.
Yeah, since the EzHack, our popularity plummeted. But it has gone up since then!
Harley, babe, was it THAT traumatising?
I seem to remember you running around screaming while the RP guild was vaporised by the Hack-beam.
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As always, wiki knows best.
Except when it's wrong.
The last page bug is still there for some people, usually on large threads with 19 posts on the last page; it sporadically does it to me on Cooki's spam thread.
Wikipedia is never wrong.
It's the universe that's mistaken
Ih, I remember now.
My first ever post was wasted by that bug!
How unfair is that? Plus I used it to remember how long I've been here.
I know exactly what you mean, Harley. I think my first post was a topic relating the events of SA2 to 9/11... Yeah...wtf...
Unless you used ezBoard before coming to the MoFo, you've been here since Member Since :: October 1, 2002 (Global User)
... I've been a "Member Since :: August 5, 2002 (Global User)"
So =P I'm older than you... Just far less active ><
My first ever post was long gone by then.
I never could find it.
Hi again, Harley. I'm in unavoidable semi-lurk myself at the moment, so I have to say I'm not sure who's left and who hasn't for the last couple of months.
Actually, I've been using Ezboard long before the MoFo. I came here for the RP on a shiny new Lion King board - so new that I managed to become an Admin just by being one of the first five posters.
Whereas I have actually been at the MoFo since March 02.
Yay.
