.. i know i'm going to sound wonderfully dumb here, but what the heck do you mean? oo;

Biscuits are panthiest, they have a whole array of gods.

And a couple of demi gods to do biscuity quests as well =3

As long as we're talking about foods with ambiguous names, let's discuss chips.

Fish and chips and vinegar! Vinegar!
Fish and chips and vinegar! Vinegar!
Pepper, pepper, pepper, SALT!

Mang, I tell you, nowhere in Cambridge does proper chips it seems. At least not anywhere near the centre. All the kebab shops and kebab vans do these crappy anorexic little things instead of good, proper, fat, fluffy, greasy British chips. And there aren't any proper fish and chip shops, nor random KFC knock-offs, just kebab shops and kebab vans (and not even many of those). It's like what the hell? Is this a British city or what? It seems to be more normal as you get further from the university though, particularly towards the south end, but man, what the hell? I know this is the rich part of Cambridge but, what, do toffs not eat fish and chips or something? Madness.

And if we're talking about chips in the American sense, McCoys. End of discussion.

Do they do Sour Cream & Onion? Otherwise, this discussion's far from over.

Plus Doritos. Cooler Ranch is roughly on par with Sour Cream & Onion as far as being the best chip (in the American sense) goes. I believe it was called "Cool Original" in England for some reason or another.

Probably because ranch dressing isn't all that common over here (in fact I've only ever seen it in Subways, and they're American so hey). And no, I don't believe McCoys have a Sour Cream & Onion flavour, but if they did it would be the best god damn Sour Cream & Onion flavour crisp in the history of Sour Cream & Onion flavour crisps. This is scientific fact.

IIRC, ranch Doritos don't even taste like Ranch dressing.

Though don't quote me on that.

Lays KC Masterpiece Barbecue chips are the best IMHO.