this is basically about a made-up way the mofo was formed and focuses on vec, because i fany/love him and want his babies ect. and im not trying to make fun of him or anyone, im exaggerating by a mile... okay?
In the beginning of time... There was only Vec. Vec created a planet (which we NOW KNOW is called the Mobius Forum), from there on, he decided to form it...
On the first day, the mobius forum was not in living state, so he said the words, "Let there be posts!" and there were posts... He then promised that within a week, he would have the forum fully complete with graphics and custom mouse cursors as well as a chat room.
On the second day, he separated the spammers from the forumers, because the place was a complete mess. And lots of spam.
On the third day, he decided to screw up the system by minimizing the Mobius Forum and started playing some Sonic 2.
On the fourth day, he was still playing.
On the fifth day, forumers wanted more attention, so he decided he decided it would be a good idea to make another forum section, which takes one minute usually.
On the sixth day, he created another forum section. The time between him started construction and finishing was entitled a Vector Minute, which in most societies are called a day.
On the seventh day, he brought on an admin, who he told to make a chat room.
On the eighth day, Vec created life. Nude Mattbot were born.
Nude Mattbot was created in the image of Vec, but slightly more retarded; to make sure Vec was still on top of the good-looking-pile. Vec had many other creatures in his land, mainly spam, which he set to certain areas to roam freely. Vec looked down to Nude Mattbot and asked,
Is there anything else you would like, Nude Mattbot?
Enough about me, lets talk about my groinal-leaf Nude Mattbot replied
I think a woman would suit you well
A woman suit I well, because a woman suit
I think you need some more work on
Vec starts building Mattbot a woman.
Nuse Spirit Sage entered at 5:32AM
Here you go Matt
Hello Nude Spirit Sage
Hello there Nude Mattbot
"Hello Nude Spirit Sage
Hello there Nude Mattbot
"Hello Nude Spirit Sage
Yes, I need to do a LOT more work on them >.>
Later that day
Matt, whatever you do, I urge you not to post in this topic here, okay?
Oh, topic post in there? Command not understood.
Just dont Post, alright?
Later, Matt repeated what Vec said to Nude Spirit Sage.
Even later that day Nude Spirit Sage told Nude Mattbot that the posts come with a wider array of smilies, she was lying, and quite stupidly, Mattbot posted in the forum, complete with naked women smileys. Then out of nowhere, Vec appeared,
Nude Mattbot! What did I tell you! DONT POST IN THERE!
Is that an order?
Yes
Yes about what?
Okay, Matt, thats it, Im leaving you on your own But I ban you from the Garden of Lepen!
Vec picked up Nude Mattbot and banned him from the Garden and was forced only to post in other forums Nude Mattbot soon became wary of the fact he was naked and wore an avatar and sig to cause him to become todays Mattbot Nude Spirit Sage was still in the forum, mind you.
On the fourteenth day, Vec finally got all the graphic up, the last two weeks have now become known as a Vector Week
Tricia might kill you for this. XD
Thanks for clarifying Vector time, Marky.
And what US007 said about Sagey. She has been known of using her purple tree in imaginative yet painful ways when angered: ways involving many parts of the body where things come in and out.
well, i beleive it's not sagey, but according to hsw, nude spirit sage was a chatbot. o.o
I wish I had more to say than that.... o.o
~Shadowed Spirit Sage
Genius.
Marky, this is EXACTLY why you don't suck.
i think i may continue it with a "new testament" (aka eliteboard birth), so give me a couple of days and ill do that and add it to the story so far, k?
Do it and I'll hug you forever. ...Or give you a present. Either one.
Rawffle.
Nice. ^_^
That's Genesis, but what about Exodus? (which is a better Eliteboard than NT)
Marry me.
